I would if I could…
Please excuse me if I present another very nice lady from the “Green Bottle” again. It seems that Elmer hired three new ladies and Julie Ann caught my eye. I still plan to make it to the Candy Bar but time ran out on me, well, I think you might agree that this is a good choice. She is 22 years old, has a 3 year old daughter and is from Antique, Visayas. She had only been working two weeks when I met her so she still had that new girl personality. This was her first job in a bar. She completed 2 years of College and had hopes of being a Pharmacist but the usual reason forced her to stop early. She has 3 sisters and her Mother and Father are alive and well in the Province. She likes to surf the internet and watch foreign movies. She would enjoy meeting a decent man between 30 – 50 years of age. Her Email address is: email@example.com. I keep hoping one of these ladies I feature would meet someone through this column and get married. You see I make a deal with each girl. If someone meets a woman featured here, courts her and gets married then I must be invited to the wedding. The reason being that I like to eat for free so expect a good reception. Seriously, it sure would be nice to know I was able to bring love and happiness to one of these ladies. So, drop Julie Ann an Email and who knows, it could be the start of a great romance.
This charming, personable young lady of 23 years is La Blanza and she works at the Pacific Blues Club located across the street from the Wild Orchid Hotel. She has no children, no boyfriend and has completed 2 years of college studying business office administration. She stands at 5’1″ and hopes someday to be able to complete her college and obtain a degree. She is from Manila but currently lives in Dau. She has 2 sisters and 1 brother. She has worked in her present job for one year and has still not met that special guy. She has also worked abroad in Dubai. She likes to cook and travel. For courting purposes her age preference is 35+ but she wants that guy to love, care for her and commit to a long term relationship, hopefully leading to marriage. This is a lady you have to meet so get on your computer and write to her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I do like the ladies at Phillies Sports Grill! The problem is so many of them do not stay all that long as they leave to get married or become a fiance of some foreigner and believe me the percentage is high. Surprisingly, this very personable, charming lady has been on board for two years. Maricris is a hard worker and the reason she is still available is that she said she has not met a man deserving of her. Wow, now that is a challenge. Additionally, be advised that she is saving herself for that one special guy. She is from Palawan, no boyfriend, one sister, 2 step sisters and one brother. Her mom died and her father met another lady. She graduated high school and would like to go back to school to study nursing. For courtship men between 30 and 50 are acceptable but remember, she has high standards. If you would like to communicate with Cris write to: email@example.com.
I don’t care what anyone says, this is one very good looking classy lady! Her name is Helen and she works at the Valhalla Club close to the beginning of Fields Ave. Not only is she good looking but has a nice figure, nice personality and stands at 5’6″. She is only 18 years old and has been working only one month. She does not have any children and is quite innocent. Her hobby is reading the bible and is a Christian. Her home is Malabon, Manila and has 6 brothers and 3 sisters of which she is the oldest. Her father passed away two years ago, probably over a heart attack if you see that he fathered 10 children in a very short period of time. Her mother must be a strong woman. She has worked at the Club for only one month, two by the time you read this. I interviewed Helen at the beginning of last month so not sure she is still working there. She is working so that she can help to provide decent food for her brothers and sisters and that is a lot of responsibility for someone so young. She would like to finish high school, go to college and study computer operations. Additionally, she has dreams of being a flight attendant. For courting purposes she would like men in the 30 to 50 age group. Guys, Helen has not worked in the bars long enough to be hardened, she is so easy to talk to and certainly deserves a better life then the chosen vocation she has chosen for survival. Aw, guess in my old age I have grown into a bleeding heart. Anyway, her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
OK, this is a bit different. While in the Alaska Club a friend of mine was there and he was in the company of Rea, who was not his girlfriend, only strictly a friend. He asked if I would feature her because she was a decent, hard working, very nice girl. She is not sexy, not beautiful, but a very decent young lady who would like to correspond with some men and who knows, might find that special guy. She is a house keeper at the Boomerang Hotel. It was her first job and has been there for one year. Yes, she is a bit shy. She does not have a boy friend and does not have any children. She is 5’4″, full of energy and loves to work. I believe this is one of those nice ladies that would make a wonderful loyal companion/wife. It might require a bit of old fashioned courting but this could be a treasure in your life. Her Email address is: email@example.com. Nearly forgot to tell you she is from Leyte and is 22 years old.
On the day I took this picture I was not even looking for my July lady. I went to attend a special event at the Perimeter Sports Bar and as I went to enter I saw Mariel on duty as the door girl. One look was all I needed and the fact that she recognized me as “Harry the Horse” was a plus. Then we exchanged a few words and what a super personality. She was charming. I nearly forgot about going inside. She is from Samar, 24 and no children. High school graduate and has been working at the Perimeter for 5 months, prior to that at the Silly Hat. Another surprise she only has a half brother and that is unusual. She loves reading and going on the internet. Men 30 to 55 years old appeal to her and could go older but she laughed out loud when I mentioned 75. Needless to say she would like to get married, have children and travel. Personally, I think any eligible man would love to fulfill each of those desires. I liked her hair. Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org.
This is the beautiful young lady I introduced you to last month, but left out her details. She was recommended to me by a reader of this column who was and still is mesmerized by Anne. She is 26, he is, of course, much older and sensitive to that. She works as a waitress at the ABC Hotel poolside bar, a beautiful setting for a beautiful lady. It took me a while to meet with Anne. She does not work every day and on the one day I was to interview her I became a bit ill. I found that she works with a good friend of mine, the equally beautiful Princess, and she helped me arrange an interview. Naturally, I enjoy any opportunity to visit the ABC and enjoyed a great 45 minutes chatting with Anne. She is from Leyte, High School graduate and completed 2 years study as a computer secretary course. She does have a four year old son, you saw them together in a picture last month. There are 4 sisters and 2 brothers in the family. Yes, she would love to marry and travel and would be happy with a man 45 and “older”. When I mentioned “70″ she made a face and said “no, no”. So, guys my age, don’t write to her! She enjoys singing but indicated she is not a party girl. In other words she would enjoy the quieter life of a house wife. Sounds good to me. Her Email address: email@example.com.
OK I have two here and I guess I better explain why. I met Wes Kelly at my stable and found out that he was the new manager at the famous Eager Beaver. He had come to AC from Barrio Barretto and was enjoying his new position here. I mentioned that I needed to find my “I would If I Could” lady for May and he told me he had one that would blow my socks off. One problem was that I had to get ther shortly after she started her shift at 6 PM as she usually she liked to take off early. I stopped off at Phillies first and got to the Beaver around 1845 hrs. When I walked in I saw this great looking gal sitting at the bar talking to a customer and my eyes bulged out of my head as I thought to myself that I need her picture. I went over, sat with Wes, ordered a beer and asked him where the special lady was. He pointed to the one at the bar and I said “shit”, too late. But never wanting to give up I asked Wes if she would give me five minutes for an interview and picture. I nearly cried when Wes returned and told me she did not want her picture put on the internet, for all the same reasons I have heard a hundred times. Needless to say within 5 minutes she had already left for the evening. But, I am resilient so I looked around, Saw a few ladies sitting around, spotted Arlyn (r), a gal with the biggest smile I have seen in a while. Man, she had a set of teeth on her. She was cute, energetic with personality plus. She is 21, has one 2 yr old boy, finished 3 yrs of High School. Her Province is Leyte and she has been at the Beaver 4 months. She likes her men in the 50 to 75 year range, next year it will be 76. Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Now for the first picture. Her name is Nerlita, 19 years old and works in Pony Tails. She is a High School grad. from Samar. One of my tenants walked into my stable and darn if mt eyes didn’t bulge out on me again. I figured fate came my way to make up for the one I missed At Eager Beavers. Fortunately the customer was nice enough to agree to allow me to take her picture and Nerlita agreed too. Boy oh boy, it made my day. She has 2 brothers and 2 sisters, likes movies and would like to travel. I would love to take her on one hell of a long trip. She was absolutely sweet and a pleasure. Enough said, her Email is: email@example.com. There you have it. Make your choice, me, I think I will visit Pony Tails but then Arlyn was fun and not shy at all. Oops, Mrs Horse told me to just stick to the writing. Hell, I can dream can’t I?
Oh boy, in my search each month for this feature ( a difficult job) every once in a while I spot a lady that just captivates me. It is the face that captures my eye first, then the figure and then the personality. It is like the perfect storm! Everything clicks, I just want to talk to her at length and even get so carried that I want to buy her a ladies drink (LD). I resist that urge but it is not often that I meet an “LD” lady. Abigal, 19 years old hit my “LD” mark. In fact I nearly bought that drink for her but I resisted knowing that many others would be around to do that for me. I took this picture at the beginning of Mar so not sure if she is still employed at Shooterz. I suspect she will not be there long, this lady is a “keeper”. She is from Magallang which is very close to AC. She stands only 5’1″ from toes to head, has 2 sisters and one brother. She likes to play volleyball and sure would like to travel. She likes men 35 and above. Sorry, no Email address, she was new to the scene. You will have to go to Shooterz to meet this wonderful lady. Better make it fast.
I really got a kick out of this gal. It was plain fun to talk to her. Not shy, good personality and a keen sense of humor. Oh yeah, not bad looking either and a decent figure. I guess you want to know where she works so way up on Friendship stop in the “Friends Bar” and say hello to her.
She hails from Mindanao, 25 years old and is a high school graduate. She has a four year old daughter for the same old reason most of the girls from the Provinces have kids out of wedlock. Two brothers and one sister are part of the family. She likes singing, dancing, cooking and would love to travel. For courtship she likes her man to be around 30 to 40 years of age but could go older as long as he loved her. I could tell that 75 was a bit too old or that a hell of a lot of love would have to be expended to overcome the age. Email time and I hope I have it right: escobillaj@Yahoo.com. Oh year, she is a healthy 5’5″. I suspect she would look damn good in high heels and a nice dress. Shit, did I write all that and forget her name? Yep, I did! It is Jayselle!
How about two lovelies this month. I met these two ladies at a private wine and cheese tasting function last month. They both work in Emotions Club. Since they were attending together I did not want to show any favoritism and they both were so friendly that I figured, what the hell, present them both. Don’t tell anybody but the one on the left, well, eh, oh yeah, she had a nice dress on. Tin-Tin is 27 years old, finished one year of high school and hails from Dumaguete. She has 7 brothers and sisters. When I asked her what age she likes her men to be she 30 plus but when I asked how about 75 she immediately exclaimed “NO WAY”. I cried! Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
On the right we have Rosel who is a bit heavier than Tin-Tin but just as much fun. Both have really great personalities and can be very entertaining. Rosel is 30 years old and comes from Quezon Province which is 8 hrs from Manila. She only has an elementary education. She told me 75 years old is OK with her. I love it when they lie to me. I was so happy with that comment that I forgot to ask her anymore questions. Her Email address is: email@example.com. I must tell you that both ladies had one thing in common – they both have three children. But, what the hell, believe me, you would love their company so drop into Emotions on your next trip here.
Guys, I really worked hard to get this lady to pose for this picture. I only had a few days left to find my girl for this month. You know how busy I am in Dec and I hardly got out enough to write a decent column. OK, some folks think I never write a decent column but I do try. Anyway, thank goodness for the newly named bar just a few meters away from my stable, “The Green Bottle”. I will write a few words on this bar after I finish this. First I had to check out the ladies to see if I could find inspiration. Ah Hah, this lady caught my eye and owner, Elmer, agree with me. Then we called her over. First I told her what I wanted. She was hesitant. Then I told her she was good looking, cute, nice smile. She disagreed. OK fine, what next. Oh yes, I told her someone would see her, write to her, maybe court her, maybe marry her and six kids later she would be grateful I took her picture. No doubt I would have to be Godfather to her six kids and they would come looking for money each year and then I would be sorry I took her picture. But, she did soften a bit. Desperate for the picture as I had no time to look for someone else I got on my knees and begged. She agreed, but said I could only take a picture of her face and she also mentioned that she did not have an Email address yet. At this stage I agreed to all she said, if she asked me to kiss her feet I would have done that. Time was running out! After it took four people to get me up from the floor I finally got a picture. Man, this job is getting harder each month.
Her name is Mary Ann Prentis, anyway that is what she said after I asked about the last name and she said no, it is all one name. I am still not sure on that score. Twenty years old from Samar (of course). She is not a high school graduate. She has one brother and six sisters. She is new to the job having only worked at the Green Bottle for only 2 months. She claims to have no boyfriend and no children. She likes to read. She is a dancer so if you visit her you will see her without her jacket and be able to see that she does have nice legs. Why she only wanted her face shown is a mystery to me. I was not willing to lay prostrate on the ground for a full body shot.
Look, if you want to send a message to MaryAnne send it through me. It is only a short walk to the Green Bottle so easy to deliver. Damn, my knees still hurt.
This lady looked so lovely that I had to put in both pictures as I could not decide which one was the best. I really enjoyed taking her photo and speaking with her. She has a super personality and is only 20 years old. She is a local lady, no husband or boyfriend and works at Angel Witch. I was told she was selected as the number one girl for the month of October. For me, she can be number one for Nov, Dec, Jan, and, well, you get the idea. Nice, nice, nice! She only finished one year of High School and would, of course, like to continue her education. She comes from a mid-sized family, 2 brothers and four sisters. She likes to spend time on computers and watching TV. For courting purposes men 30 years and above are acceptable but be advised that 60 and above would be asking too much. My goodness, I just noticed that I did not include her name which is Glaisa. Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org. I was very impressed with Glarisa who stands 5’4″ and has a long future in front of her. She will not be in Angel Witch much longer (just my gut feeling).
She is only 19 years of age, does not have a boyfriend, does not have any children, has a nice figure and a pleasing personality. She stands 5’5″, likes sports, especially badminton and likes rugby. Those are pretty good qualifications and she is from Angeles City. Jennifer Rogan has only been working at the Brass Knob for two months so still retains that air of sweetness possessed by ladies new to the bar scene. Her father has passed away but still has a mother along with three sisters and brothers. She would like to travel and likes men around the 45 year old range. For sure, she is not interested in younger men. She does have a high school education and would not mind seeding a higher education. As you know, I just returned from the US and got a taste of why I feel at ease in recommending unattached men, for whatever reason, whatever the age, especially those suffering mid-life crises to consider a trip to the Philippines. Just having the opportunity to meet someone like Jennifer proves my point. If you prefer Grandmothers, stay home, if you want someone a bit more lively, well, book that ticket. Meanwhile, if you would like to chat with Jennifer then Email her at: email@example.com. Sweet dreams guys.
Very seldom do I put the same lady in my column twice. I am making an exception for Loreta Garcia because she works for me and the last time I featured her she had just started work and was quite shy and inexperienced. She has also aged one year to where she is now a more experienced, less shy young lady of 20. She is a high school graduate and has a twin sister who is engaged to a lucky Scotsman named Colin. I have seen the sister who is attractive but I must declare that the prettier sister is still available. Loreta hails from Olongapo, she stands 4′ 11″, likes o play pool, good at house cleaning but can’t cook at all. Not to fear though, she told me she is a quick learner and willing to cook up a storm if the right man comes along. She would like to meet the right guy but not interested in anyone over 45 years of age. She has 3 brothers and 5 sisters so that is a pretty large family. You can drop her a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. If that Email does not work, just drop me a line and I will pass it to her. I am in no hurry to lose this employee but I think she deserves a future and would make a good wife for some lucky guy.
I had somebody write to me last month and remark that I was slipping on my selections for “I Would If I Could” ladies saying they were not all the good looking. My response was that it is very difficult to get the pictures as the ladies are very camera shy now and fearful of the internet. I do not pay for pictures nor buy ladies drinks or any other activities that might get a lady more willing to be photographed. I rely on my reputation that I would not put them in a bad light and that maybe, just maybe, they will meet a decent guy through my column. But, I must be truthful in one area, their looks. I do not always select a raving beauty or one as cute as I would like her to be. Sometimes I just look at the personality and some “special abilities she might have”. So, this month I have selected Brenda Baluyot, 21 years old, no children. She did not finish high school because she had to drop out of her 4th year because she became pregnant at 16 years of age. She was seduced by an assistant teacher at her school. The baby was born premature and died. Another typical Filipino Provincial story. She works for me at the “Stable” as a waitress. She has personality plus and is a bit attractive and yes, is a bit “chubby” but not too much. Believe me when I say she has become very popular. Her smile comes easily and she is fun to be around. She hails from Cavite, has 2 sisters and brothers. Naturally she supports the family but in a business way. She is helping her mother buy and sell pigs. She likes to sing and dance. She likes older men, 40+, not interested in anyone younger as, no doubt, she remembers how she was treated by that young Filipino. She does not have an Email address buy you can reach her on facebook at email@example.com. If you want you can send her an Email through me as it would be real easy for me to deliver it to her. Folks, this is one lady you would enjoy spending a bit of time with.
OK guys, here I was at Thi-Hi again, but this time on a mission. Michelle has asked me two weeks before if she could be my Jul lady. How could I turn down a volunteer. She is 28 years old but has a boy that is 11 years old and a girl, 4 years old. It getting harder and harder to find a lady that does not have one or two kids at an early age. They don’t fully realize that it reduces their chances of meeting that special guy they are looking for. Michelle is a nice lady, not way up there in the looks department but in that category if someone does fall for her, she would be loyal and loving as all get out. Yes, as usual, she is looking for that special guy, one between 40 to 60 years of age, and yeah, maybe even a bit older. She likes to cook and is willing to travel (who isn’t) and she considers herself a good mother and I do believe that. One thing about these ladies, they have the babies but they do not abandon them and work their asses off to support them. If you want to communicate with Michelle Email her at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
On 28 July I visited the Treasure Island bar at it’s new location. I enjoyed it so much that I decided my readers deserved a bonus, a second “I Would If I Could” for this month. I asked the manager Peter, an Australian with good taste, to select one for me. He reads this column so knew what to do. Ah, he is a man of good taste. He introduced me to Miss Salvacion, 25 years old, no children, from Leyte. This lady was fun to talk to and she looked pretty darn good to me. She has worked at TI for 1 1/2 years and claims not to have a boyfriend but I bet she has quite a few admirers. She has four sisters and four brothers, a pretty productive family. For courting purposes she would like her man to be between 40 and 50 years old, maybe older but not as old as me. I think I am going to go back to saying I am 68 years old, I did better then. OK, enough, here is her contact address: email@example.com. If this Email does not work let me know as I have contact with the manager and can find out why. So, what do you think, does my bonus lady work and did Peter make a good choice?
Oh boy, this 35 year old lady more than qualifies for my choice this month. She is personable, mature, petite, and cuddly. Kind of like a kitten when they finally let you pet them. It is fun to talk to her and yes, she is the single mother of a 12 year old daughter. She is kind of good looking but could do with a bit less make-up. As you can see, she is sexy. Now, I have no idea what it would be like to be around this lady 24/7 but I suspect it would be fun to find out. If you are interested, her name is Maria Crisanta, high school graduate from Olongapo. She comes from a family of 6 brothers and two sisters. She likes singing and, of course, would like to have a good husband. Her age preference in a man, between 40 and 60 but I bet she would go older. She works in my favorite bar and you know which one that is. You can contact her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
It was a magic moment for me at the “Miss Magic Club” one afternoon last month. I was engaged in conversation with owner Leah and her special man, Loren (From Canada) when at the end of our serious talk I relaxed and looked up at the dancers on stage. Suddenly I got the bright idea, why not take the time to look for my “I would if I could” lady while I was sitting there. My eye immediately fell on a tall lady in the line-up that from a distance, appeared to be a good choice. I must admit that my eyes are not all that great at long distance viewing but never-the-less, I asked the boss if she could talk to her to see if she was willing to be
photographed. The answer was yes, and when she arrived at my table I was pleased to know that my eyes had not let me down. Her name is Maryann, 19 years old, from Talisay City, Cebu. This is her first job and has been dancing for six months. She only has a sixth grade education but has an excellent knowledge of English and can carry on a conversation in such a way that you do not want to leave her. There is something special about this young lady. She is an only child and this is very unusual, in fact, in all the years I have been writing this column this is the first time I interviewed a lady who did not have any brothers or sisters. I told her this and she explained that her parents separated not too long after her birth. She was raised by her grandmother. I asked her what she wanted in her future and right away she said she wanted to find her mother and connect with her. She was very serious about this. We talked about other things important to her but her desire to find a mother stayed with me and I can only hope that someday, her wish will come true. Maybe that special guy will come along to help Maryann in her search and also will provide her with a decent life. If you want to communicate with Maryann Email her at: email@example.com.
This young lady of 28 years is employed at Honey Ko’s as a waitress. She has only worked there for 7 months and in that time has developed a very nice personality. She is a high school graduate who likes to read and exercise, especially swimming. Guess that is why she has such a nice figure. She hails from Leyte, has 2 brothers and 1 sister. Yes, she also has one child, a 6 year old boy. Naturally, she would like to meet that special guy who would love and respect her and does not have to be rich. She just wants to meet that guy with a good heart who is kind. Ah, now the age preference – how about 45 to 75! I think she said 75 after I told her I was 74. Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org. If that Email address does not work, let me know because I think she might have left something out.
This very sweet lady graces the stage at the Angel Witch Club, Fields Ave. I finally got my old butt over to Fields one night, determined to bring more beauties to this column. I was surprised to see my old friend Barry sitting in as the night manager but it was hard to talk to him since my eyes were distracted by the line-up on stage. I always liked Angel Witch but kink of miss the old costumes that really stretched one’s imagination. I will try to see if I can find an old picture to show you what I mean.
Ah, I found it. A charming lady named Emily from around three or four years ago. That was the Angel Witch costume I and many others admired a great deal. But, back to the present. This months selection, still in a cute outfit is 20 yeer old is Jay-Ann from Samar. She finished 2 years of high school before having to drop out. She has six sisters and two brothers which gives you an idea of why she had to drop out of school. She has been at Angel Witch for three months so is still kind of new at the job. She enjoys cooking and men between 35 and 50. She had no interest in anyone 70 or older. Even in the Philippines old age has its drawbacks but there are always exceptions, right? You can communicate with her at email@example.com and if that does not work, plan on visiting Angel Witch when barhopping on Fields Ave.
(During my recent trip to Subic) Of particular interest was the bar, now called Bunny Ranch Subic. I was impressed. The restaurant looks better, the layout is much nicer and the bar, wow, what a great renovation. It is much more roomier, streamlined and much more comfortable than before. It was a bit early when we visited so there were not many people on board but the dancers and staff were great and we had a good time. I found myself talking to the cashier, Analiza and decided she was personable enough to be my “I WOULD IF I COULD” lady FOR Mar. Yeah, I know, she did not have on a costume or even a short skirt but I feel she is worth knowing. She is 29 years old, a high school graduate and had been working at the Bunny Ranch Subic only three months. She is only 4’11″ and yes, I have a soft spot for short, cute ladies. She is from Davao City and you can Email her at firstname.lastname@example.org. By the way, she likes men 40 and older.
I dropped into the Blind Beggar to have a chat with “Big Bill” and also take a look at his snooker table. While sitting at the round table I decided since I was there I would see if I could find a lady suitable for this months presentation. I was about to give up until I was introduced to Mariecar and was charmed by her good figure and personality. OK, I know I have presented ladies here that are much better looking but there are times when I am less fussy. This is one of them. It could be the fact that I am approaching 74 next month and I am an easy mark for someone much younger than me who tells me I only look like 65. Truthfully, I did not select Mariecar for that reason. Would you believe that I forgot to ask her age, forgetfulness comes easily to me lately. After talking to her I realized that this lady could be a charming companion, especially for “senior” visitors since she told me that she is not all that age conscious and men from 30 to 80 are acceptable for courtship. That won me over! She does have a son, 5 years old but, of course, at this time, no boyfriend. She has two sisters and four brothers so that is a fairly large family. She is a High School graduate and likes to sing. I figure she could sing lullabies to put that special 80 year old to sleep while giving a sponge bath to him. Seriously, this is a nice lady. If interested in writing to her send a message to: email@example.com.
Oh boy, oh boy, I sure did enjoy meeting this young lady. I was attending our Hotel and Restaurant Association (HARP) Christmas luncheon at the Juliana night club on 1st street and this was one of the charming ladies that assisted with serving the food, greeting the guests and helping this old man to his seat. Her name is Shane Santos, 21 years old, from Bulacan. She stands 5′ 5″ and is quite attractive. Needless to say, she has a nice figure and magnificent legs. Normally she works from 7 PM to closing and is one of the models that performs at 11 PM. She only has one brother, enjoys cooking and seeing movies. She is a high school graduate and hopes one day to own her own business, something like a small restaurant or a beauty salon. For anyone wanting to court this lovely lady she likes men 35 to 50 years of age and if it is the right guy, even older. The Juliana is a night club with food and entertainment. The prices are a bit higher than one is used to on Fields Ave with ladies drinks at P265 for juice and a mixed local drink will go at P300. You will find mostly a Filipino clientele but foreigners are most welcome. I was impressed with Shane’s conversational abilities and she has a great sense of humor. She is a very confident lady who I think is well worth the price of a drink to enjoy her company. The Juliana has been a mainstay on 1st street for many years and it is a welcome change from the regular clubs on fields Ave. I recommend you make the effort to check it out when in town, and if you do, say hello to Shane for me. I nearly forgot to include Shane’s Email address, it is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
If I can work out the insertion of the pictures I do believe I will be able to give you a bonus this month by presenting two ladies. Ah, I am in the Christmas spirit. Initially, I took the time to go to the Voodoo Club inside Kokomo’s as I have not been on Fields Ave since my return from the US. I figured I would be able to get a group picture of some ladies wishing you a Merry Christmas and also find my special Dec lady. The manager was super nice to me and said wait 20 minutes until the dancers on stage switch and he could get me a nice group shot. I waited 30 minutes, which went fast as I was able to sit and chat with two customers. After my long wait he informed me that none of the girls would pose for a picture because it would be on the internet. Oh well, that is a common problem these days since so many people are putting unfavorable pictures on the internet. But, usually, with the cooperation of the owner, manager and mamasan many places welcome the publicity and the girls, once they realize the will be presented nicely, agree. But, no luck at Voodoo. One positive was that I got to see the new look at Voodoo and it is one hell of a major change. It is much larger but regretfully, the music was a bit too loud, this also is a common problem in the Fields Ave clubs. Sadly I left Voodoo without any pictures of the ladies, but did take a shot of the club itself so that might be able to see how good it looks. I then went to the Devil Witch, which used to be the King of Diamonds and again, I was impressed with the new look. At that time there was only one customer in the place and I figured I would take a picture of the Club itself and while doing so one lady came up to tell me no pictures. I took the picture anyway as I got of kick out of her standing there repeating herself, “no picture”, “picture not allowed”, “no pictures”. I did not bother pointing out to her that the place was empty and that the manager knew I was taking a picture. Sometimes, trying to give a Club free publicity is a hard, frustrating job.
Oh shit, sorry, lets get back to Elaine. After the frustrations of Voodoo and Devil Witch I went to Rhapsody, which was filled with customers and the Mamasan, who knows me well helped me out. I asked her, Mommie, can you get me a nice lady for my Dec column and lo and behold, no problem, along came Elaine. Thank goodness for the smaller, friendlier clubs. Elaine is 23 years old, from, surprise, Samar and has no children. That is becoming quite rare and she told me she has no boyfriend “now”. She has been working at Voodoo for two years and that is a pretty long time. She is a high school graduate, has four sister and one brother. She likes to read books and her ambition is to find that right guy, be a housekeeper and take care of her family. For that special guy she says he should not be too old and not too young. I figure that leaves a lot of leeway but when I mentioned “72″, she laughed. Her Email address is: email@example.com.
After leaving Rhapsody, I accidentally found my second Dec lady. I did not plan this at all. I wanted to walk down to what used to be the Honky Tonk Club but has been renamed the “Up to You Music Lounge”. There were no physical changes to this Club, just the name, and I am glad of that. For me, it is one of the nicer Clubs on A. Santos street. It has comfortable seating at the bar, and plenty of tables to choose from, the favorite being one close to the front that allows a good view of those passing by. The music is good and it is not loud. Anyway, I digress again. I figured since I was close to the “Flaming Bar” I would take a peek inside. Man, I have not entered this place in years. I guess it is oldest continuous bar on A. Santos now and Cora, the owner is still actively running the place. I decided to sit and have one beer so I could rest my legs and after chatting a while I was introduced to the cashier. This lady stood out like a diamond in the rough. If you are familiar with the Flaming you will know that the ladies employed are nice, friendly, a bit mature and not great in the looks department. But, along came “Gretchen” and now there is a reason to stop in at the Flaming. She is attractive, personable, nice legs, and is great to talk to. She is 21 years old and has a one year old boy. She readily admits that yes, a Filipino took her virginity, she got pregnant and he became history. What else is new? She has worked at the Flaming for one year on and off. She completed one year of midwifery school before having to drop out because of her pregnancy. She likes cooking and singing and even sang a bit of a song to me that showed she does have a decent voice. She does not want a young man and would enjoy meeting a decent guy in the 60-70 year old age range. I’m sure she would go a bit younger but, you seniors out there, here is a lady you have to talk to. Her Email is: Gretchen Torres27@yahoo.com.
Oh dear, how nice to be back in AC again where I can return to the hard part of my task in searching out a good looking lady to present to you. I am guilty though, of returning to my favorite haunt, the Thi-Hi as it was easier then trying to go elsewhere. I can assure you that I will go elsewhere for my search next month. It is just that the Thi-Hi ladies are so nice to old guys like me, in fact I think I should start a senior citizen club there. OK, OK, they are nice to younger folks too but I try to get there when they are not around. Back to business, my choice this month is Mayann from Navotas, Manila. She is 23 years old and has worked in the Thi-Hi for three months. She is a high school graduate and does have a son, 1 year, 9 months old. Her ambitions are simple, find a husband and settle down to a domestic life, what else is new? The bad news is that she is not good at cooking but what the hell, that is something easily learned. She is the youngest of three girls and likes Karaoke and dancing. Sounds like a typical 23 year old so the question is, what makes Mayann special? That is something you will have to find out for yourself if interested enough to write to her via Email: firstname.lastname@example.org. She likes guys in the 45 to 60 age bracket so that leaves a big window of opportunity. I have interviewed Mayann extensively and I do believe that on my horseshoe scale of 1 to 10 that this lady is a very strong 7. Bear in mind that a 10 would have to be in the Angelina Jolie category so a 7 is quite good.
See, I told you I found my thrill at the Jolly Frog! Meet Aprilyn, 23 years old and a charming, personable lady standing only 4’11″ tall. Man, I love short, petite ladies who are also good looking. This honey had been working only for two months and comes from Bulucan. She has a 2 year old daughter and Mom is a high school graduate. She has four sisters, her mom and dad both work. She loves music and likes to sing and watch TV. I asked her what she does on her day off and said she goes to see her daughter, Ruhkeiamae; Ruhkia for animation and MAE for the month she was born, May. Her dream is to find that special guy who will love and care for her and her daughter. Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Yes, this is the dream of so many of the ladies that work in the Clubs and quite often those dreams do become a reality. I kind of think that dream might come true for Aprilyn. She would consider a man 32 and above, but how far “above” is negotiable. She did not have an Email address but her cell phone number is 0919 525 2363. Just another sweet reason to visit the Jolly Frog, I can’t wait to make a return visit.
Gentlemen, time was running out for me as 26 Jul was coming up so fast that I knew I had to find someone special real quick like. I did get out and find one lady that I could feature in Sep since I won’t be here but as luck would have it I found my special lady right at home. Yep, her name is Loretta Garcia, 19 years old, 4’9″ short and as cute as all get out. She is a bit shy, still quite innocent and works for me as a waitress at the Blue Boar Inn. This lady is special as I know that some young man is going to come along and want to court her. She is a high school graduate, has five sisters one of which is her twin, add three brothers and that is a pretty large family. She would like to meet a nice young man of around 25 to 30 years old. But, and this is unusual, even if she gets married she does not want to leave the Philippines. She told me that “I love my country and family” so anyone seeking a permanent relationship with this young lady better be prepared to stay in the PI. I told her if that is the case then she better increase that age requirement for men and they would have to be retired or have made enough money where staying here would not be a problem. If you would like to communicate with Loretta send a message to: email@example.com.
I am very pleased to introduce you to Princess Marcelino, 18 years old, from Mabalacat, Pampanga but now living in Angeles City. She is a high school graduate who is now taking a 2 year HRM course, part time at the Montessori Professional College here in AC. I am particularly proud of this young lady because, one, she works for me at the Blue Boar Inn and secondly, despite her youth she is the lone supporter of her family. She is the oldest in the family with four brothers and one sister. She lives with her mother and sadly, her father was shot to death two years ago. Briefly, prior to coming to work at the Blue Boar she worked at the Happy Rock where she met a local Expat businessman who she went with for a few months. The relationship did not last too long. Princess (Her given name) is mature beyond her years. She is not interested in marriage at this time, admitting she is too young. She wants to finish her schooling and someday go abroad, and would not want to think about marrying until reaching her 20′s. She also indicates that a man’s age does not matter when it comes to courtship as long as the man will love and take care of her. How many times have I heard that before but with Princess, I think that maybe she is quite sincere. If you would like to communicate with Princess write to her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Though I was extremely busy last month I forced myself to go out and search high and low for this month’s choice. It took me hours and days of research but I finally found Joyce Soria at the Thi-Hi on Perimeter Road. I conducted hours of in depth interviews with her and finally decided she qualified to be shared with the readers of this column. She comes from Bicol and has two children, boys, 4 & 7. Joyce stands 5’5″ and is a little chubby but easy to hang on to. She is a high school graduate and has one hell of a great personality. She enjoys karaoke and dancing but is content to settle down as a house wife. She is a bit business minded as well as she would like to open some type of small business. She knows that her present employment is not a life time career choice. She is not fussy about age and only wants a man to love her and accept her two children. She also loves to cook and one can see that she enjoys eating what she cooks. Don’t get me wrong, she is not fat, and if you gaze at those legs long enough you will soon realize that this is a strong young lady that can love you to death. If you’d like to write to her try email@example.com. Her cell phone number is 09991844334. I think the name “minnielicious” has a bit of meaning to it. What do you think?
OK, here I go again, running over to one of my favorite watering holes to find my special ladies for this month. I could not resist, I heard that three new ladies were recently employed and naturally I had to take time out from my busy schedule to check out the newbie’s. Regretfully, one was missing, she was engaged in a cultural exchange meeting. Not to worry, did not miss her at all as Eva (left) and Rose more than qualified for inclusion here. Eva is 28 years old, has a 3 year old son and comes from Southern Leyte as does Rose. She is a high school graduate and is willing to enjoy time with men even 60 and above so no discrimination against senior citizens here. Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
That sweet lady on the right is 23 year old Rose. She has a one year old girl who is being taken care of in the Province. Rose has a great smile and a very pleasing personality. She also enjoys entertaining older men, even 70 plus. I guess they realize that we older guys have more to talk about than the youngsters. Rose completed a 2 year college computer course and I suspect that in any other country she would be able to land a pretty decent job. She could play with my computer any time she wanted. Her Email address is: email@example.com. Oh yes, these ladies are employed at the Thi-Hi but I suspect you guessed that already. I can’t stay away from that cranky old Las Vegas character, Deery but I think I better get on down to the Gentlemen’s Club and see what Shane has to offer up. I keep promising him that I will stop by. I wonder if he can offer up any folks more interesting than Eva and Rose?
This lady personifies the word “sweetness” and she caught my eye when I was attending the Bahay Bata fund raiser at the Roadhouse last month. She was one of the dancers brought over from Angel Witch and man, she was definitely a great lady to talk to, and yes, maybe get a hug or two from. Her name is Jonalyn , 23 years old and yes, already has a 5 year old boy to take care of. Same old story, a Filipino who got her at 18, did his thing, got her pregnant and skipped out. What else is news. The Philippine government likes to bad mouth the foreigners who visit the Philippines but they never take the time to point out how the local Filipino’s have no conscience about taking advantage of young girls in the Provinces. They seem to turn a blind eye towards their own wayward youth and even older Filipinos. But, that is a different story lets get back to Jonalyn and be thankful for her presence at the Roadhouse, regardless of the reason for seeking out such employment. She hails from Neeva Viscayo and when I took her picture had only been working three days. She is a high school graduate, has one brother and her mother is working in Saudi Arabia as a domestic worker. She likes dancing, movies and would like to go to college. She dreams of, someday, being able to have her own business. As far as courtship is concerned her age preference would not exceed 40 but I am sure that one could be a bit older if he could help her make some of those dreams come true. Drop her a line at firstname.lastname@example.org
This is not the normal way I present my lady of the month but I kind of had mixed emotions about my selection. You see, I finally made it to the Silly Hat because my pool team was playing there one afternoon so I figured it was a good opportunity to give it a look see. I wanted to take a picture of the front of the bar but the owner, Tony, is in the process making a few renovations and the front was not looking all that good. The inside was a different story as it looked pretty good, nothing out of the ordinary but a nice set up with the ladies taking up the front and the pool table in the back. While sitting there my eye kind of got interested in 28 year old Jenny who is a native of Angeles City. The problem was that I could not get a single picture of her that I was happy with. Jenny is one of those ladies that you have to meet personally to appreciate her. Plus, in this instance, I might be the only one that thought she was kind of special. For this reason I included her in a group shot so you could see some of the other offerings at the Silly Hat. Jenny is the lady sitting in the front with her arm around another co-worker. She has two kids but no boyfriend at this time. Her Email address is: email@example.com. I guess what I am really trying to say is that the Silly Hat is well worth a visit and that the ladies there are mighty friendly and very informal. You can enjoy yourself and that is what counts.
This sexy lady can be found at Illusions Bar, well, not quite. Let me explain. You see, I took this picture just before Wolf sold out to Shane, (Gentlemen’s Club) which led to the bar being closed for renovation. Temporarily, Joy is now holding office at the “Drill Shack” right next door (formerly Peanuts). I have been told that once renovations of Illusion are completed and reopened then Joy and her fellow dancers will move back. That was good news for me as I did not want to lose track of one of my special ladies before I even got to publish her picture. This lady is petite, only one inch over 5 feet, is real cuddly, great personality but you might have to tell her to drink her ladies drink a bit slower. At 30 years old she is a bit mature but with my old eyes she is pretty damn young and ideal for you older guys, if you can quit dreaming about the 18 year olds. As so many that have been around a while, she has two children, a 13 year old girl and a boy, 11 years old. She hails from Mindanao and completed 3 years of high school. Her parents had to be very active sexually for Joy has 5 brothers and 5 sisters. Her Mom is still alive but Dad is history. No doubt from over exertion making all those kids. She was married but informed me that she already has completed annulment papers so if anyone has courtship on their minds, this lady is cleared, ready to go. She likes dancing and singing, gee, what else is new. One thing she told me and I believe her is that she is more than ready to meet, care and take care of a husband and I think that this little bundle of “Joy” can make some guy pretty happy, regardless of age. No Email address guys, you will have to take the time to meet her personally or send me a message and I will deliver it to her. I will sacrifice my time just to help you out.
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You are confused, you are, no doubt, what the hell is Harry doing, three pictures? Of course there is a story here which will explain my madness. Picture # 1 (Left) is Jessica, my lady of the month. She is working at Pinocchio’s on Perimeter Road and has been there only two months, this is her first job in a Club. Age – 25 years old, 5’2″, from Zambales, no boyfriend but has two children, a boy (4) and a girl (2). She is a high school graduate, comes from a large family with five brothers and 3 sisters. She enjoys reading and watching TV if serious likes men between 40 and 50. Ok, those are the stats and yes, I must admit that I have featured better looking women in the past with more bountiful assets but Jess has a great personality, is kind of cute, and a decent figure. OK, I kind of like short women with no fat and personality counts a lot. During my interview with Jessica I asked for her Email address (firstname.lastname@example.org) and she had to go to the far end of the club to obtain it. When she returned to the table she explained that she had to go to her cousin to get the Email. I told her to bring her cousin over, hence picture #2 (Middle) and I found she was kind of cute and was only 18 years old. I must admit that I had purchased a ladies drink for Jessica and now I got carried away and bought a drink for her cousin, Lovely and enjoyed the company of both ladies. Then, again during the course of our conversation, Jessica pointed out her sister who was sitting with a customer at the VIP table. OK, here we go again, I said “Hell, bring her over too and have a family reunion”. Now you have picture number three. The sister’s name is Russell, 18 years old and you can’t really see it that well, but has a real good figure but she was a bit reluctant to smile. Russell has no boyfriend and is still a bit innocent. I had one more question to ask, “does your mother work here too?” Thankfully, the answer was no. By the way, I did not buy Russell a ladies drink, I had reached my budget limit. When I am out “working” like this I do not stay long enough to buy anyone a ladies drink, I am usually in and out, but these three ladies were fun and I was enjoying myself so much, I got carried away. So, there you have it, the reason for the three pictures. By the way, I also met Shaine who came in on her day off and was in a very cute blue dress and looked so good that I took her picture and she will appear in my Dec column. She is from Baguio and is 21 years old. That is all I will say about her for now. Just in case you are interested here are the Email addresses for Lovely and Russell – email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org.
This very attractive lady, with very nice legs, is 21 years old (3 Sep) and works in the Honey-Pot Club on Fields Ave. Her name is Jocelyn and hails from Leyte. At the time of this picture taken at a Bar-B-Q party on 5 Sep she had been working in Angeles City only for three weeks. She has a very pleasing personality no boyfriend and no children. She has four brothers and three sisters so comes from a pretty large family. She has a high school degree and when it comes to men, how nice of her, age is not a concern as long as the man will love her. By her looks I would say that love would not be a very difficult task in this case. She is as sweet as she looks. She gave me her Email address and all too often these do not work but you can give it a try, email@example.com. The Honey-Pot is part of the Kelly group and like the Eager Beaver is filled with some very pretty ladies. I’ve got to tell you though, I stopped in the Eager Beaver, then went on to the Honey-Pot and even though both clubs are jumping my vote still goes to the Eager Beaver for the looks department. Now, if only they would shift Jocelyn over to the Eager Beaver as a dancer in those lovely outfits they wear on stage, well, wow, that would be perfect.
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No doubt many of you would tell me that this might not be one of my better choices because Annalyn is not in a sexy dancing costume and is not all that beautiful. But, she caught my eye when I was at the Brass Knob with my pool team and when I communicated with her she had a nice smile, personality and just a bit of shyness. Additionally, I found that she was from Angeles City and lived close to my stable, in fact, on the same street. I had never seen her before. She is 20 years old and has two kids already, one 4, the other 2 so yes, I can do the math, she had her first boy at 16 years of age. No doubt this is the reason she only finished 2 years of high school. So, with all this history, why do I still recommend her? Ah, I’m just a soft hearted old horse and I kind of think she would still make a good partner for someone. She has two sisters and one brother and her ambition is to someday own her own restaurant. When I first started this part of my column I would not entertain any women with children but over the years I have made exceptions since so many of the ladies that work in the bars have had children at an early age for one reason or another. This does not make them out to be bad choices, it just means that they will have a harder time meeting someone who will want to take on an instant family. With Annalyn, she seems to have an inner strength that allows her to work hard to take care of her two children and still hold out hope that one day she will meet a man who will love her and her children. An impossible dream. I think not. The good news is that she has no age restrictions on men who might want to court her, even an old 72 year old horse like me is acceptable. Sorry guys, no Email address but you can send an Email to the Brass Knob or through me.
Would you believe that two ladies from the same Club wanted to be featured this month? Well, what really happened is I went to see my pool team play at the Brass Knob and figured I would combine business and pleasure and asked Roy to pick out a gal for me. He got all excited and went out pick one out and then his wife picked one out as well and wow, I had two to choose from and decided to present them both. On the left is Ann (Angel), 21 years old from Tacloban. She has worked for two months and is the cashier (she put on the outfit specially for the picture). She has finished high school and 2 years of computer science and would like to finish her studies. She would like to meet a nice guy between 30 and 50 years old. Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
On the right we have Tony Rose, 19 years old from Angeles City. She has no boyfriend and no children. She has worked at the BK for one month and has not had any high school at all. She would like to be able to go back to school to obtain her High School degree. She speaks excellent english and is self taught by reading the dictionary. She would like to meet a good man between 50 to 70 years old. I asked her if 72 would be ok and she said “sure, why not”. Who was I to argue, she instantly became my favorite. She has 3 brothers and 2 sisters. Regretfully, she has not had time to get an Email address so if you are interested you could drop a message to the Brass Knob.
So there you have it. Two ladies to choose from, both of whom look pretty good to me. I must say that the Brass Knob is a great place to visit. They have the whole package, rooms to rent, bar, restaurant, separate pool area and plenty of good looking women. As an extra bonus you have the Stampede and Cherry Clubs right next door. It is also the pick-up point for the Southern Cross bus as well. You know, the more I look better Tony Rose looks to me, what say you?
It is my pleasure to introduce a very sweet, 18 year old lady by the name of Geraldine who is employed at the Thi-Hi Club on Perimeter Road. She has been working for two months and hails, originally, from Libas, Marinduque. This young lady represents a typical Philippine story when it comes to many of the girls living in the Province. At 18 she already has two children, two boys, 3 and 1 year olds. Yep, do the math, she is 18 and one of her sons is three. So, now, she is working to support two kids who are living with her in Angeles City along with her Mother and Father, both of whom are working. Oh yes, she has a 17 year old sister also has a kid and surprise of surprises, he is a tri-cycle driver but at least is sticking around to care for his family, for now. Gerry is well built, not a small delicate young lady but is filled out in all the right places. She had to quit High School after completing one year and she would love to complete her education and take up nursing. She informed me that in school her favorite subject was math and she was quite good at it. She also participated in field events such as discus throw and the javelin. Her hobby at this time is limited to watching TV in her spare time. Naturally, she would like to meet “Mr. Right” and age is not a serious consideration as long as the guy is decent and would accept the fact that she has two kids to support. At 18 I would say she has encountered a few hard life experiences and is doing the best she can under the circumstances. If you would like to communicate with Geraldine send her an Email via email@example.com. A second Email address would be firstname.lastname@example.org. If you visit Angeles City stop by the Thi-Hi and buy her a ladies drink to help her make her quota of 5 drinks a day in order to earn a days pay. Believe me, diapers and baby milk takes most of what she earns.
The Plaza, at the end of Fields Ave is a great place to hang out, eat good food, play some pool, meet friends, drink at reasonable prices and watch the ladies go by. I was sitting there wondering if I could find my special lady for this month there but had just about given up when I saw Cristina, the lady pictured here, report for work. My reaction was “holy shit, there is my “I would if I could girl” and man, what a natural beauty she is. Nice legs, nice smile, good personality, and uses minimum make-up. As I was talking to her, she told me that her picture was in one of my columns in 2008 but I was not able to find it. Maybe she had the year wrong. In 2008 she was only 19 but even though she has stayed single some Filipino got to her and she now has a one year old son. She is from Tarlac City and has managed to fit in one year of college. She would like to continue her studies and become a nurse. I certainly would not mind her being my “care giver”. She is 21 years old and has four sisters, one of whom is working at Gecko’s, I think as a cashier. She would enjoy meeting a suitable man between 40 to 50 years old and told me that 72 was way too old. I explained to her that if she married a 72 year old expat she would be better off. No doubt he would have a nice house, be extremely grateful to have her, put her in his will, and maybe die off early and she would inherit a bit of money and still have time to get a younger guy. She agreed, saying with a smile, “ok, 72 doesn’t sound so bad now”. See what I do for you senior citizens, now, if you think you qualify to court this young lady, Email her at email@example.com.
One night I stopped by the Emotions club to say hello to Hilda, a fellow dart player who holds up the Villa Santol Dart Team. She is a dancer at Emotions and my mission was to let her boss know that every Thursday night she was, indeed, on hand to play darts in our small dart league. She loves the game! While there I decided to look for my “I would if I could lady” for this month and by chance my old eyes settled on Cathy. Granted, there were a hell of a lot of choices on stage and on break as well but Cathy had a certain look about her and was easy to talk to. She is 27 and hails from Dumaguete, Negros and started working as a dancer four months ago. She was able to finish one year of college and, of course, like many of the women you will meet in the Clubs, has two children, 4 and 3 years old. If given the chance she would like to continue her education and become a teacher and no doubt she has a lot of skills that would aid her in a teaching position. Her hobbies are dancing and playing volleyball. As for the age of her perfect man, 40 and above will suit her, even someone at 72, “as long as they accept me for what I am” were the words spoken by Cathy. Naturally I had to smile as it is nice to know that at 72, I could still be in the running for romance but I suspect that a certain amount of adequate income would be necessary to overcome the deficiencies of old age. I suspect I better quit writing this column well before I reach the age of 80 to allow my overactive imagination to settle down. If you are inclined to want to communicate with Cathy then drop her a message at firstname.lastname@example.org and one more thing, Cathy indicated that she would love to travel. I wonder if the guys working at the Diavik Diamond Mines in Northern Canada would be interested?
One thing that has not changed over the years is the opportunity to meet wonderful, sweet, very pretty women here. My pick for this month is definitely one fantastic lady. She has just the right amount of shyness, personality, and sweetness to make any guy happy to know her. There were a bunch of good looking women on the Bada Bing stage when I visited but somehow, 23 year old Regina stood out from the crowd. She was not the prettiest, not the best figure, not the biggest chest or any of those stand-out characteristics, but she had a “look”, a sweetness that reached out to anyone looking at her. It is hard to explain, but this lady HAD to be my choice for this month. Someone else thought she was sweet and she has a 10 month old boy to prove it. Of course, the guy is no longer around, your typical story and of course he was a Filipino that moved on. She hails from Valenzuela, Manila and has 2 brothers and 8 sisters so comes from a hell of a large family. She told me she only wants two kids and since she already has one, whoever marries her only has one to go. Before embarking on a, hopefully, short career in the entertainment business, she was a saleslady in Manila. Regina is a high school graduate who enjoys reading and watching TV. She has been in AC for three months and is interested in meeting a nice guy with serious intentions between 25 to 35 years of age. Sorry guys, she does not have an Email address so you have to meet her at the Bada Bing. On the plus side, without an Email address you know she is not communicating with 5 or 6 guys at the same time, also, she is not worked long enough to be “hardened” by the bar experience. If you are interested, hurry because I do not think she will be working all that long. I hope you like her photo but believe me, this is the type of lady you have to meet in person. Take it from the horse!
A special treat this month, I have two ladies from Honey-Ko’s that caught my interest. The first picture is that of Cristina Leyte, 23 years old from Leyte. She has 5 sisters and 2 brothers so that is a pretty large family. Cristina does not have any children and at this time no boyfriend so the field is wide open here folks. She is a High School graduate and has worked at the bar for four months only. Her favorite subject in high school was science and her ambition is to graduate from college and become a teacher. I was impressed with her personality and answers to my questions. This is one of those moments when my picture does not really do her justice. She is much more attractive than pictured here. I had a pleasant surprise when I asked her what age group she would like to see in potential suitors. She answered “50 and above”. Wow! I asked “how about 72″ (my age next month) and she said that was OK. Naturally, I had a big smile on my face by now and I asked her why 50 plus? Her answer: “I want a man more experienced than me”. Hey, Andy from Weekiwatchee, Florida, are you reading this? I responded “OK, fine, and if any of you reading this think like I do then her Email address is: email@example.com.
The second lady is “J.C” and she is 25 years old, also from Leyte. She has one child but no boyfriend. Her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org. I did not get a full interview with her but I had to take her picture because I saw her dancing a week earlier and I remembered I promised her that I would take her picture. I was lucky to remember because it is rare that I take a drink or two and on my last visit I got a bit tipsy. You see, I stopped into Honey-Ko’s to say hello to Damien or Des and ran into Pat Lynch, Bob Campbell and another guy from Puerto Galera and they invited me to sit down for a drink. I did not want to order another coffee so went for a rum and coke, I figured one would not hurt. Well, the company was great, the conversation was fun and it was just a spontaneous meeting. The problem was that one drink turned into two, and then I lost count. In my haze I remember talking to J.C. and promising to take her picture and that I would find her a husband or something like that. Priscilla picked me up and I was judged to be intoxicated but still fairly mobile. I did not get back to JC until five days later and then Des suggested that I should consider Cristina. I did but still I had to keep my promise to JC. Now, what about the guy getting that nice hug in the middle picture. His name is Andy and he wanted to tell his friends out of town, especially Nick Foster to “eat your hearts out”. And that folks, is the end of the story.
In the first picture here we have sisters Baby Jean and Mae. The center picture is Tessa and Baby Jean and the last picture will have you wondering what the hell am I doing. You see, it was getting close to when I would not have time to find my “I would if I could ladies for January” and I got the bright idea to run down to the Brass Knob (BK) around 1 PM to see if I could find a good candidate. When I arrived I saw Tess sitting outside doing her grandmother thing with her grandson Matthew. I could not resist taking the picture of this proud grandmother and you have to admit that Tess still looks pretty good for a grandmother. The parents were out shopping at the SM Clark Mall. Now, getting back to business. I did not forget my reason for dropping in at the Brass Knob and asked Tess if I could get some assistance in picking out a good looking lady that would qualify for this month’s feature. She mentioned that I should meet the sisters, Baby Jean and Mae and decide for myself if they met my criteria. I asked for them to come out and initially two ladies arrived and I found that one sister, Baby Jean was available for a photo but the other one was a co-worker named Tessa. They both seemed pretty charming to me so, what the hell, I went for a double this month. After taking the photo I asked about the other sister and was told she was not dressed. Curiosity got the best of me and I said I would wait a few minutes until she was ready to come out. I was rewarded with the appearance of Mae and got a picture of the sisters together. I kind of liked all three ladies, especially Mae. Details? OK, Baby Jean is 20 years old and her sister Mae is 24. Mae has a son, five years, old but sister Baby does not have a child and has been working for only one month. Mae has been working at the BK, off and on for two years. They are from Iloilo and come from a family of four sisters and four brothers. Tessa is 19 years old (green shirt, middle picture) and has worked at the BK for five months, no children. She comes from a family with 7 sisters and one brother but says when she marries she only wants two children. That sounds sensible to me. You can contact them at the following Email addresses: Baby Jean – email@example.com; Mae – firstname.lastname@example.org; Tessa – email@example.com. Forget Grandma Tess, for some reason Roy still has a pretty good hold on her. Oh yes, one good thing about Mae is that she said she likes men 40 years old plus and could even consider someone at 71 years of age. That makes her a pretty good lady in my book.
Since I spent a bit of time writing about the cute waitress at the Orchid Lagoon I might as well continue with another sweet young lady to bring a bit of Christmas cheer to one and all. How would you like to find Jenny in your stocking? Jenny is 18 years old and works at the La Bamba Club. Being 18 and newly hired this young lady, as of when I took this picture remains a bit innocent. She is from Paranaque, Manila and has four sisters that I presume are as good looking as she is. She has 2 brothers and I don’t care what they look like. She is a high school graduate and her ambition in life is to marry a good man. I informed her that I was a very good man but she did not want someone quite as old as me. Now, she might have made an exception except that I had to tell her that I was married to a wonderful woman already. See Priscilla, I don’t fabricate! Since I put myself out of the equation I can tell you that this was her first job and she is looking for a YOUNG man to court her. So, all you old sex starved guys, bugger off. I did not ask her what age she considered to be old, I will let you guys figure that out. Regretfully, she did not have an Email address so you will just have to stop by the La Bamba to look her up. If you can’t spot her ask help from Mommy Cel. Tell her the Horse sent you. Let me move on now as I am drooling over this picture too much. My imagination is working overtime!
Her name is Kelly and she can be found at the Jolly Frog, located on Friendship, only a few meters from the Friendship Bridge. This is a very popular bar and believe me, Kelly is only one of many ladies there who are very expert at entertaining customers. It is a joy to be greeted by so many friendly ladies with big smiles and talents that can only make one so glad that time permitted a visit to this part of the world. She is 26 years old, from Samar, and is a high school graduate. She has one brother and that is it. I was surprised to meet a lady from Samar who came from such a small family, only two kids. Her mother and father must be very proud of themselves. Her father is retired . Kelly does have one 8 month old boy so part of her bio is very similar to so many others. What is unusual is when I asked her what her ambition in life was and she replied “I want to go to college and study to be an engineer”. Shit, that surprised the hell out of me. Of all the ladies I have interview over the years this is the first employee of a bar that said that to me. But, getting back to a normal response, she added that she likes singing and would not mind having the opportunity to be a singer. She did not hesitate to tell that she is, indeed, a good singer. I have not had the time to confirm that statement. One important item is that she insisted that age does not matter to her when it comes to dating or someone choosing to court her. This is a very attractive young lady and she has a nice figure as well, I just could not display the full length picture for you. For those of you who are interested in meeting Kelly stop by the Jolly Frog or Email her at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
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If I had the time I probably could have found a whole herd of fillys that would qualify for my monthly special lady at Pony Tails but I had already selected one from the Underground (UG) and I did not want to switch horses midstream. I took a liking to Jena, from Caloocan, Manila, 20 years old and real sweet to talk to. She does have a 7 month old daughter who I am sure will grow up to be as attractive as her mother. She has two brothers and three sisters. Her hobby is dancing and she certainly has the right moves on stage. Her ideal man would be between 25 to 35 years old and should have a decent job. This lady was attractive to my old eyes and hopefully she will still be around on my next visit. Stop by, say hello to Jena and tell her you saw her picture here. I’m pretty sure you will like her company. You have to remember that this is her first job in Angeles City and she was not used to talking to a bunch of foreigners. It was a different experience for her. The owners have arranged housing for the ladies over in the Mountain View area. Next month I will be featuring a lady from the newly renovated La Pasha.
It has been a very long time since I was able to present my “I would If I Could” lady so close to home. In fact she works in my stable and arrived on board very recently. I do not know how long she will be around as she is personable, attractive, and a good worker. Usually, due to my customer base being not all that great, a lady like this does not stick around too long. I am hoping that Arlene Sumayan will stick around for a couple of months or longer. Time will tell. She is 24 years old, has two children, three brothers and four sisters. She tells me that she does not have a boyfriend and I have to take her word for that. I will say this, she has brought a bit of life to my establishment along with a couple of other new ladies. Arlene has simple hobbies. She likes to sing, do a bit of drinking and enjoys romance. Guess you can’t go wrong, at least temporarily, with a gal like that. Oh yes, she hails from Leyte and has been in the Angeles City area for a couple of years.
Guys, believe me, this is one in a hundred. This lady has the be the best find so far this year. She is fantastic! OK already, I am gushing all over myself but would you believe I even bought her a ladies drink after I interviewed her! Yep, as cheap as I am I dusted off the cobwebs in my wallet and splurged for a drink. Her name Elaine Joy Cocson, 19 years old, from Negros Occidental. She has one brother and that is it. Imagine, a Filipino family with only two children, amazing. She has worked at Stampede for 8 months and before that, briefly, at Camelot. She has a bit of experience but no children and most importantly, for courtship, age does not matter to her. What is important is that there be intimacy and love. Elaine related to me that she did have a steady boyfriend, an Englishman, shortly after she arrived in Angeles City. He did take very good care of her and her parents but it all seemed to be based on money, not love. She tried to tell him that the money was not important, though appreciated, that what she wanted was someone to be by her side and love her. Regretfully, like so many men that come here this guy was only interested in doing the butterfly routine. Go out every night barhopping, come home at 0900 hrs and then want to sleep all day. No communication with Elaine and no togetherness. This guy blew it and now he tells her that he misses her and regrets what he did. Well, whoever this guy is I am sure we owe him a word of thanks as this charming lady is available again and some smarter, wiser, more mature guy will discover this pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Elaine did complete High School, likes watching TV, dancing and playing pool. She can cook a little bit but is willing to learn more. She would like to meet that special guy who would love her and have two or three children. Oh yes, she stands 5’5″ and has a 36B bust and believe me when I say she looks great. She is easy to talk to and has a good personality. Her Email address is: email@example.com, get in line fellas, this lady will not be available for too long.
It is early May, I am desperate, I have to find my special lady before I go in the hospital. My walking might be limited later. I passed the Orchid Inn and then thought, wait, who always comes to my rescue in situations like this? Ah Hah, Dennis, my buddy in the “Body Shop”. I explained what I was looking for and he was able, within minutes introduced me to a young lady I wholeheartedly recognized as a definite “I would” lady. Her name is Mary-An and she is a bundle of affectionate joy at only 5 feet tall. Would you believe that she had been working at this bar for only 4 days. They must have one hell of a good training program or she is a natural for her job as a waitress. She is 19 years old, from Bacolod, and has a two year old son. Yep, another Filipino injects a bit of juice into another underage girl and then dumps her later on. She did not hesitate to indicate that she was working in order to support her child and to help the family. Nothing unusual there but what was different was her personality and cuddly personality. Did I really use the word “cuddly”, my goodness that is a bit of an old man’s term. Maybe it would be better if I said that after 10 minutes with Mary-An one would want to do a hell of a lot more than just cuddle her. I was told that she is quite popular and I must admit that she was able to get me to buy a ladies drink without even asking. Usually I never do that but she kind of grew on me and the head waitress was getting a bit anxious. She has two sisters and one brother. She did not finish high school but, of course, would like to. Her favorite age for someone to court her is 29 years old but after some pleading, getting down on my knees, and buying her a drink I was able to convince her that men past 70 are not all that bad as long as they have money and a severe heart condition. Somehow I think that Mary-An would wear out an old man rather quickly. Regretfully, she does not have an Email address so you will have to visit her at the Body Shop. I recommend you get there early in the evening. I wonder if I could get her to visit me in the hospital?
This month I am presenting “Girlie” (a rather common nickname in AC) who caught my attention when I popped into the Cherry’s Club one afternoon. The reason I am showing three pictures instead of the usual single shot is because I kept trying to get the best pose and ended up liking all three shots. I figured, what the hell, why keep the pictures to my self. She is from Leyte, 21 years of age and no children. She is a high school graduate, likes books, movies and dancing. Her preferred age group for men is between 35 and 55 but she told me she could make an exception in my case. This gal was a little doll with a great personality and you better believe that my imagination was in high gear as I talked to her. For those interested her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org. Be advised I try to get these addresses right but sometimes I miss a letter or two. Last month I provided the Email for Che-Che but was informed by her that I screwed up a couple of letters. She went and changed her address to the one I put in. For those of you that sent Emails to Che-Che and got an undeliverable notice just write to:email@example.com (this is the tall lady I led off with in Apr).
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I have already told you a little about Genalyn who is right here in Angeles City but now my primary selection for this month is working at the “Down Under” Club in Barrio Barretto. Yes, it is true that you will have to do a bit of traveling to meet this young lady but the drive only takes an hour and a half. It will give you a good excuse to get out of Angeles City for a day or two and check out the beach and night life in Subic. Her name is Rodelyn, 21 years old from Negros Occidental. She has a 2 year old boy but has no boyfriend. She has three brothers and has worked as a waitress at the Down Under for only three months. Regretfully, she does not have an Email address. She had to quit high school before completing the fourth year. Yes, for all the normal reasons she had to get out and find a job. You will notice that Rodelyn is not a stand out beauty and does not wear any sexy dress or costume and that is because she is a hard working waitress, not a dancer. What she has going for here is personality plus, a good figure and is rather cute. She laughs easily and is very easy to get along with. The more you talk to her the more you realize she ain’t all the badlooking. Put a bit of make-up on her, a nice dress, hair fixed up and by gosh you have a hell of a good looking dame on your hands. This is a fun gal, so if you find yourself in that neck of the woods stop in and say hello and I believe “you would if you could” as well.
I can provide the picture but not the details this month other than to tell you that she works at Honey-Ko’s Club on Perimeter Road. I did not lose my notes this time, I just did not have the time to sit down with her to get details because she was busy and I had an appointment. I thought I would remember her name but I should have known better. When I saw her dancing on stage I was determined to get a nice picture of her and as soon as the opportunity came up I just had to go for it. You would probably wonder why I did not go back and get the information, especially since the Club is so close to my stable. The answer is that I am always busy and I keep forgetting to do so. I also keep forgetting to ask Damien if she is still there and how the hell can I ask if I can’t remember her name. Damien would not remember either because he has so many ladies working in Honey-Ko’s. OK, that is my excuse and I am sticking to it. Now, one thing you have to admit, this lady most definitely looks desirable so cut out the picture and carry it with you on your next trip over here. You might be lucky and be able to match it up with the lady herself, if she is still working by the time you get here.
Some time last year I featured this young lady as she was working in the Thi-Hi. Her name is Rovelyn and after I took her picture, shortly thereafter, she left that establishment and worked in a few other Clubs around town. After a long absence, she has now returned to the Thi-Hi and I figured that her return was important enough to announce to all the readers of this column. Since I wrote her up before and I am too lazy to research past issues to look for the details I think that just letting you know she is back and you can do your own research. I will try to keep track of her for you guys in case she moves again. Believe me guys, this is a very interesting, charming lady.
This lady is Jackielou and I spotted her dancing on stage at the Emotions Club on Perimeter Road. I was there to watch my pool team play, have a cup of coffee and spring for drinks for my team members. While sitting at the bar and chatting with friends I looked up and saw this this slim, attractive lady with a nice smile and some nice moves to her dance steps. Thank goodness I had my camera with me as I immediately knew that my search for a Dec inspiration was over. She is 26 years old and has a four year old son and, yes, I know I try to find women without children but sometimes I just have to go with the flow and believe me my juices were flowing. I talked to the supervisor and told her to ask Jackielou to pose for me and she was willing to do so. This is not always easy to do because many of the ladies are reluctant to have their pictures taken. From the moment she came off stage I knew I had a winner because of her personality and friendliness. I went through my regular questions and she really got on my good side when I asked her about age in men and she gave the standard answer of “age does not matter”. With that answer I told her I was 70 and would that be OK. She immediately indicated that she did not believe I was 70 so I nearly grabbed her with the intent of running out of the Club with her. Fortunately, common sense prevailed and I realized that I probably did not have the strength or energy for such an endeavor anyway. She is from Davao, a high school graduate and her dream is to travel to different countries so would like to meet a man capable of making her dream come true. She is very eligible for romance and can be contacted at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Now guys, this lady is special. Her name is Michelle, 25 years old, single and works as a sales lady for the Bourbon St apartments. I visited there in regards to their ad and took the time to view some of the renovations they are making on a few of the apartments. They are converting a few of the bigger apartments into smaller more affordable units that should appeal to those folks looking for a convenient place to live and also have an investment here. I was impressed with Michelle who attended a two year college course in computer science. As happens with so many ladies here, since she is the eldest child she had to stop her studies so that her sisters and brothers could be sent to school. It is hard to meet a non-bar girl in this town when one’s time here is limited so it always pleases me to be able to highlight a young lady that any man would be proud to take home to Mom and Pop. Michelle is smart and has a very nice personality and sure isn’t bad in the looks department. If you would like to communicate with her drop a message to email@example.com. I keep hoping one of my recommendations would end up in marriage so I could have a good feed at a nice reception.
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OK, reality check here. I am definitely too old for a twosome but there is nothing wrong with my imagination. Being the nice guy that I am I always try to make it to all away pool matches that my Blue Boar Inn plays at so I can watch them play and cheer them on, win or lose. I always buy them a round of drinks as well in the hopes that they will be so grateful they won’t quit my team. Of course that did not work with the “two Willie’s” but thankfully I still have Chuck, Larry, John, Neriza and a few others that stay with me with or without the drinks. But, wait a minute, why am I writing about my pool team instead of the two ladies featured here. Oh yeah, I met these ladies at the Fire and Ice Club where my pool team was playing. I really like this Club because I enjoy seeing old Ozzie running around and they do have quite a few good looking ladies in attendance. The two ladies you see here are sisters – damn, there goes my imagination again. I won’t describe what I am thinking so let me just give you their names – Alma and Elma, from Samar. Alma (L) is 27 and Elma is 22 and that is all I know. I did not get all the other non-essential details that I usually provide except that Elma has one kid. What the hell, drop by the Fire and Ice and fill in any additional information you might want on your own. I would go back myself except that I hate climbing those damn stairs!
Would you believe that these two are sisters? For sure they are not twins. They are from Mindanao and on the right is Angela, 24 years old, with a 4 year old girl. To the right is Iris, 22 years old and she has a one year old boy. They both work at Wee George’s Bar on Perimeter Road. Naturally, when I see sisters working in the same Club my imagination begins to go at warp speed and I imagine all sorts of fun nights. Now, if you look at them together I wonder which one the reader would prefer. We all have different criteria when choosing a lady and I know which one I would go for, at least on the first night. They both had pleasing personalities and were not shy so they are fun ladies to present with a few ladies drinks.
That old guy sitting in the background is Ian and he told me that there is another sister combination working there but they were not on duty that day. Ian is helping out George with keeping an eye on the Club and is one of the good guys to talk to. The problem is that most of the time, George is the only one able to understand what he is saying. Stop in and say hello to the sisters and give Ian a bit of a go. This month I will take the time to stop in at Tartz and see what Harro the great has on his menu.
I better write this up right away because I took the picture so early in the month. I popped into Eruptions to buy the members of my pool team a drink and stayed long enough to see them go down in defeat again. Just as I was leaving I spied this lady just outside of the main bar at the window of the kitchen. Man, one glance and I had to stop dead in my tracks and try to talk her into a picture. She was shy, said she only worked four months but I kept on telling her that she was gorgeous and I had to have her picture. Finally she relented and her name is Lani, 19 years old, hailing from Palawan. She has a male child, already 2 years old and serves as a waitress at Eruptions. I wanted to talk some more with her but I had to get out to my car and she had to get back to work. Sometimes I find my best choices when I am not actually looking for a lady to feature here and this young lass raised my girl-o-meter up to a very commendable 8 but the more I look at the picture and remember how nice she was to talk to and how nice she looked in her costume my imagination keeps kicking the scale way pass 8. But, I have to stick with my original impression and that was a double WOW!
OK guys, with this one I bet you would too! This sweet 18 year old beauty spends her time dancing up a storm at Cherry’s Club. She hails from Tarlac City and that is only about 1 1/2 hours from Angeles City. She has three sisters and finished third year High School so she needs another year of schooling to graduate. She has been working at Stampede for three months now and still does not have a boyfriend, additionally, to date, she has remained innocent. I was hoping that she would have an Email address but believe it or not she is without one. This means that anyone interested in meeting her better jump on a plane real quick. You better believe that when she gets a little wiser to the bar scene she will obtain that all important Email account. She did not have any hobbies to speak of and the top age of the man she would consider as a permanent mate is 40 years old. She laughed when I asked, how about 70? More and more I am glad to be with Priscilla the Horse as I could never afford to overcome that age difference with these young ladies and I am too crippled up to go dancing. Let someone else hook up with Abegail and then send her back to school to finish that last year, then send her on to computer school or college. Now, if the guy is a 50 year old American, after she finishes college, at 23 or so you could then sign her up for the US Air Force and be a dependent. The future could be bright for Abegail but for right now, she is available to bring in a whole lot of goodness to some anxious customers at Cherrys Club. Line up guys!
I hope I am not in the shit on this one guys as I am offering a pretty diverse choice this month. Very early in the month of April I popped into the Bedrock Club and found myself to be one of two customers sitting there. It was a slow night and but I wanted to stick around a bit since I very seldom stop at the Bedrock. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I was there and I was hoping that I would meet the Expat night manager while there. But, that was not to be, he just sat at the back bar fiddling around with some paperwork or something so I thought to myself, can I find my pick of the month here? It was not easy, no one really stood out but then I spotted Rose and the more I talked to her, my girl-o-meter reached a decent measurement on my 1 to 10 scale. Rose is 32 and has one 6 year old boy. Rose made it through the 11th year of school and worked in Manila for two years. She enjoys cooking and likes men 35 years or older. She made a face when I asked if 70 was OK. She told me 50 was the max for someone she would get serious with. She is available and her Email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Now we come to Cristy, lovely Cristy, 18 years old Cristy. My girl-o-meter reached a 10 on my first glance at her. She is working at La Pasha and I never interviewed her at all. In fact I don’t even want to think about her because she is too gorgeous. It is all the fault of the manager, James. I saw him at the opening of the Tropix Club and promised him I would stop in before I went home. I did so and he started to tell me about the La Pasha Calendar that was delayed in coming out. I asked him if he had a sample of what to expect in the calendar and he disappeared for three minutes and then brought Cristy over to the table. My reaction was “WOW”, what a doll. Gentlemen, this lady will not be working at the La Pasha very long, somebody will scoop her up and marry her or at the very least talk her into a long term live-in relationship. It took all my will power not to buy her a ladies drink, in fact, I did not ask any details other than age. I took the picture, chatted with James for a while and told him I am out of here. I had to get home and decided not to think of this doll again. Then, the next day, what does James do, he sends me her picture that will appear in the La Pasha calendar. That did it, my dial-a-meter blew up and all I could do was share those two pictures with the readers of this column. Remember, the early bird catches the worm, on in this case, Cristy so get moving! I like the La Pasha and I think they have one of the finer line-ups of attractive ladies in town, even their door ladies do the place justice. I kind of liked the videos they were showing on their TV monitors as well, it provided a nice back drop to the dancers on stage.
So, Rose is my official girl for this month and Cristy came along when I was not even looking. I wonder, if you had a choice, who would you choose?
OK guys, here I will present three pictures of ladies from the Thi-Hi, once again, because I just did not get to other locations that much last month. My knees are giving out on me. These ladies are fun and were good sports about the pictures as are most of the ladies in this Club. I will admit that this months picks are not the greatest in the looks department but still passable. Personality wise they are right up there at the top of the heap and you bet your ass that I really dig those hose and garter belts. Sure does remind me of the fifty’s before women started wearing men’s pants and panty hose. I do not have the name for the lady with the long hair I just thought she would make an interesting picture with her back to me and bent over the stool. It lets you use your imagination! The one in blue is Leizel, 26 years old with 2 kids (twins), 2 years old. She is from Cebu and likes men between 40 and 50 years old. Email address: email@example.com. The other gal, Rovelyn, 25 years old, decided she wanted in the picture and was willing to show a bit of leg for the occasion. Who am I to say no. Her Email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Wait, I just found the name of the long haired one. It is Michelle, also 26, from Leyte,no kids with Email email@example.com. So, feast your eyes on this lot and take your pick or take the time to drop by and treat them to a drink or two.
When I am rushed for time or get so busy that I do not have time to get down to Fields Ave I search for my special lady of the month at either Thi-Hi or Honey-Ko’s and at times I like to get up Perimeter a bit further and check out Neal’s Stargate Club or Roadies. It is true that I have a soft spot for Thi-Hi as it is real close to my stable, the Mamasan Josie is a super lady, Derry, the owner is old and cranky like me and the ladies are friendly. Many folks tell me that they don’t like the Thi-Hi because there are no dancers. This is one of the reasons I like the place because the music is from the 50′s and 60′s and played at a very comfortable sound level. Another reason is that it is nice to get a break from dancers who all too often look bored to death and be able to talk one on one with the ladies. I admit that some are a bit heavy, some a bit older, some not beautiful but in general, they look good to my old eyes. If I want dancing girls and music a bit more modern and louder it is easy enough for me to walk a couple of meters next door and jump into Honey-Ko’s. If I want to just sit outside and drink some cold ones with a cross sampling of Expats that live here and some tourists with no music and no dancing girls I can stop at the Hang-out that is situated between the two Clubs. Drink prices are reasonable at all three watering holes and there are no ladies drinks as high as P190. So, now I have to present 25 year old Maricris from the Thi-Hi who has no boyfriend and no children but has a great smile, nice personality and other attributes that make her a very desirable young lady. She is neither skinny or fat but has that build which leans towards voluptuous. Maricris is a high school graduate, has two sisters and one brother. Her mother died of a heart attack a few years ago and Dad works as a plumber in Zamboanga, Mindanao. Her man of choice would be someone between 40 to 60 and quoting Maricris – “not too horney”. If you are interested you can contact her by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
I kind of messed up here. Two months ago I was in the Honey-Ko’s club checking on my pool team and saw this young lady coming off the stage. My reaction was WOW, what a doll. I spent a little time talking to her and she was magic. She was cuddly, yes folks, I could not resist, I had to give her a hug. I wanted to pick her up and carry her out of the place. But, realizing that my bad back and bad knees would not support such a rash action I faced reality and knew that all I could do is share this picture with you folks. How did I mess up? You will find that I do not have her name or details or even know if she is still working there anymore. Yes, darn it, I can’t find my notes on this one. I see Damien nearly every day at my stable but I forget to ask him about her. In a way I don’t want to ask because I am afraid he will say she is no longer there and I will be very disappointed. So, guys, take a chance, she may still be there. When I get time I will venture in and find out for myself but something tells me that some guy must have grabbed up this sweetie by now and she is living the life of luxury.
“OK ladies, the Horse is here to play “Doctor” – I am on a personal campaign to make ladies aware of the dangers of breast cancer” – that is my new line and these were my first two patients. After careful observation I am happy to report that both Minda (left) and Marie passed with flying colors. Both ladies are from Samar and are 20 (Minda) and 21 years of age. At this time neither one has children or boyfriends and they are pretty flexible with age requirements for men, even I was acceptable. Of course they like shopping, singing and dancing along with a few indoor sports. You can meet them at the Matrix Brawn on Perimeter Road. This is a Club that I should visit more often as I am guilty of not stopping by for over a year. When I walked in I found it to be packed with lots of customers and plenty of happy ladies anxious to make everyone happy for the New Year. You will be pleased to know that I have certified both ladies pictured here as b
Before the new owners closed down Magic Moments for renovations I was with my pool team for a match and I thought it would be a good time to look for my Dec special lady. They had a whole lot to choose from on the dance floor and I could not concentrate on my objective. I thought it would be a good idea to let the manager, Brian, choose one since I haven’t done that in a long time. He did not hesitate at all as he named Beverly Anna and when she appeared there was no doubt in my mind that he had made a good choice. She is 22 years old, 5’4″ from Subic, near Barrio Baretta. A high school graduate, she enjoys playing volleyball, badminton, and watching movies. She has 5 sisters and 2 brothers and she likes men around 40 years old but told me that 70 is OK too. Can you imagine any good looking 22 year old lady in the States saying that to an old fart like me, especially in my income bracket? I must ask Brian to make sure that Beverly is still working at Magic Moments when it reopens, we old folks like our fantasies.
I promised La Pasha manager, James (formerly with the Blue Nile) that I would stop by and say hello one night. It had been a while since I stopped for a drink there and I thought it would be a good opportunity to look for my special lady that night. When I entered, the place was packed, around 10 PM on a Saturday night, so I fought my way to the back bar, ordered a drink and had a chat with James. After a while I told him I had to find my girl of the month and he told me to wait, that he had two charmers in mind. A few minutes later he introduced me to Marisa and Rose and they did meet my criteria of good looking, good personalities, no children, no boyfriends and at this time both were very innocent in their sexual education. They were so much fun to talk to that I forgot who was who. All I can tell you is that one is Marisa and the other is Rose. I will take a wild guess and say that Marisa, 19, is on the left and Rose, at 20, on the right, of course. Marisa is from La Union, has 4 sisters and one brother. Rose is from Samar, has 3 sisters and 4 brothers. This is the first time that I have met a dancer coming from La Union. When I took the picture they both looked great and they still do but now, at a closer look, I kind of lean towards Marisa. I asked what age should the man be if he was a serious suitor and and they both said between 30 and 50 years old. This is why Priscilla does not mind me looking for these ladies to feature in this column because not one has said anything about looking for a 70 year old, especially not in my income bracket.
OK, enough with ladies, they are not the only reason to go to the La Pasha, I think! There are plans to bring in a dance group and also feature body painting. On every second Sunday they will feature a party with a different theme each time. They will be installing a 6′ x 6′ big TV screen for viewing pleasure and they are now offering a variety of sparkling wines from France, Italy, and Germany with prices starting below P1,000 and they will also offer a variety of beers. For every person who buys 3 or more shooters at P130 the Club will create a shooter of your making and will name it after you. Now pay attention to this one – for every 5th person that goes into La Pasha you can get a free ladies drink if you find James and mention that Harry the Horse sent you. This offer is only good for the month of November. James told me he will not cheat and will keep track of the number of people that approach him. This offer is good every day for the entire month but the catch is you have to find James. OK, that is it for La Pasha and I just wanted you to know that there is one Club that is trying to be creative in bringing in customers and providing them with a fun evening. They have 100 plus girls to choose from and are open from 1900 to 0400 hrs. I nearly forgot, they are going to have a Halloween party on 11 Nov as well. Why not? If Roadhouse can have Christmas in August then why not Halloween in November? That should be fun!
This saucy, slightly naughty lady who decided to stick her tongue out as I snapped the picture is 19 year old “CherryMa”. Yep, that is the name that she uses and she is definitely a cute little gal that exudes a picture of sex. She is from Mindanao, has no kids and no boyfriend but I am sure that is only temporary. Somehow, she did finish high school, has one brother and one sister if any serious guys looking to court her should not be older than 30 years of age. Of course, age limits are out the window for those chaps that would like to stop by and entertain the lady. Would you believe she likes to play basketball and badminton.
I was a bit reluctant to post this picture because even though it is not X rated I am sure the thoughts that are going through your head as you look at her do tip the scale at XXX! I took another picture that was a bit more sedate but to be honest I kind of like this picture. I do not know where she got that dress as in this Club they do not have uniforms and have their choice of dress as long as the skirts and dresses are very short.
OK, I will put in the second picture I took but I will not tell you where she is working. For those interested you can send me an Email at jimmy.harrythehorse at gmail.com and I will let you know. I can tell you that the Club is not located on Fields Ave. Those wanting to meet Cherry better hurry because the owner of the Club is afraid that she might not stick around too long.
Yes, yes, yes!!! Man, three delicious ladies, I just had to put all three in this month. Two are from Fire and Ice Club and man, they are fantastic. Of course I could only look and imagine what I would do if I was in my 20′s and still single. To the far left is Gretchen, hailing from Manila. She is 22 years old, has not finished high school but still wants to pursue studies as a nurse. So, whoever latches onto this gal will have to get her through high school and then come up with the big bucks for nursing school. This could be a good investment for young and old. Young, you have a nurse that could get a good job abroad and for you old guys that are already drooling over her picture, she could nurse you when you really get old and feeble and waits for you to kick the bucket and collect from your will. But, hopefully, she would have been with you for enough years to help you pass on with one great, grateful smile. Now, the middle picture is of Madeline, 23 years old hailing from Mindanao, a high school graduate with four sisters and 3 brothers in the family. This lady is not ambitious at all, she told me she only wants to raise a family and stay home to care for her husband. She would like a permanent partner in the 30 to 40 age bracket but in the meantime, for those temporary liaisons she could be flexible. Now for the last picture – gentlemen, I have no idea who she is. I took her picture when attending a special event at the ABC Hotel and everything was so busy that I did not get a chance to do a follow-up interview. She looked fantastic, sexy, cute, and well, I am sure I was not the only one who had lascivious thoughts when looking at her. There were ladies from different clubs at this event so maybe some reader will be able to tell me who she is and where she works. I am sure there will be a few readers of this column that would like to know this coquettish young lady. Additionally, I need a boost to my morale to eliminate my feelings of abject failure for failing to complete my mission in obtaining the necessary information pertaining to this lovely lady. So, go forth old and young men of Angeles City, search the Clubs and fill in this void in my life – WHO IS THIS LADY?
There are so many events in one’s life that is inspirational! Many are inspired by work, many by going to church, many by reading a book, even many more by Viagra and Cialis. For the many visitors to Angeles City inspiration comes from the many very good looking women that one can meet in the many clubs in town. Of course, that inspiration could cause an investment in Viagra and Cialis but one must not overlook the pure, simple joy of barhopping. I know there are many critics out there who are frequent visitors to Angeles City and like to judge various Clubs by the number of beauties on stage or serving as waitresses. Admittedly, there are a lot more McDonald Hamburger Tubbies on stage then in years past, and many that are borderline ugly but they are outnumbered by the sheer beauty, cuteness, charm, friendliness and pure inspirational desire than anything you will see in the U.S., Australia, Siberia, etc. Now, you know I hate the task of getting out and searching for my monthly “I would if I could lady” because I would rather be with Priscilla the Horse but duty calls and I owe it to the readers of this column to search out these “pearls of the orient”. Sometimes it is easy sometimes difficult but when I spotted 18 year old Mariel in Honey-Ko’s I told owner Des, “I have to take this lady’s picture – I am inspired”. Des called her over and believe me that is not a phony smile from Mariel, she was continuously smiling, friendly, bubbling with personality and well, damn cute. She is a High School graduate, from Samar and has a half brother. For a permanent relationship Mariel indicated that in the age bracket she would go no higher than 45 years old but, of course, you know, that could always be negotiable. For those temporary liaisons, well, age is not a problem! That is why, for many seeking “inspiration” Angeles City beckons and Honey-Ko’s is a good spot to begin your search.
For sure nothing would happen with this lady because she is a bit close to home and messing with the help is a big no-no. In fact, this charming 18 year old lady works in my stable at the Blue Boar Inn. Her name is Laomila Gede from Surigao Del Norte and this is her first job serving drinks at a Club in Angeles City. Previously she worked in a Manila Pharmacy but decided she needed a more challenging job and maybe a bit more excitement as well. She is a high school graduate with a family of six sisters and five brothers ranging in age from 13 to 40. Despite the fact that maybe she inherited her mothers fertility Laomila informed me that she only wanted three children. Despite having a very quiet disposition Laomila has a pleasant personality that puts customers at ease. She is not experienced in many aspects of the special needs of her job but is learning rather quickly. Definitely, she is a welcome addition to the staff of the Blue Boar Inn so stop by and have a chat with Ms. Gede.
I WOULD IF I COULD (#1)
OK guys, I am going to be up front with you and explain why I put the #1 in the title. It is because I broke a couple of my rules here in that I look for someone really spectacular, sexy and no children to be my lady of the month. I do not always succeed in filling all the requirements and in this case I decided that I must continue my research for this month. This lady, Mary, works at the “Bar Hoppin” Club and she caught my eye when I was sitting outside talking to Don. She is 31 years old and has five, repeat FIVE kids. Without thinking I asked her “how many fathers?”. She laughed instead of getting insulted and told me only one but I guess he got worn out from making all those kids and he skipped out on her. So, she is a bit older and has a bunch of kids but is kind of sexy when you see and talk to her but I know you guys expect something better from me so I will try to continue my research, time permitting. It is a very difficult task that takes time, cooperation from the managers and the girl I want to photograph.
Meanwhile, back to Mary! She is from the Visayas, likes music and dancing. Obviously she likes a bit of time in bed as well and is fertile as hell. Now Mary would be an ideal mate for some senior guy that would like to find a steady, reliable, personable partner and has enough money to feed five rugrats as well. You could go to being a lonely old sexually frustrated divorced man or one who has lost his spouse due to illness to one with a happy family with five kids that would adore you and a woman grateful as hell to meet that guy who loves her for herself, despite the baggage she brings to a relationship. A thirty one year old woman is not old and would be ideal for those 60, 70, 80 old guys looking for companionship. Quick, buy your plane tickets, get on over here, check out Bar Hoppin and latch on to Mary before she is scooped up by someone. This is a hot ticket, it is sort of like buy one – get five. Meanwhile, I have to move my ass to do a bit more “research”.
I WOULD IF I COULD (#2)
It was not easy gang. I searched high and low looking for my second choice, in and out of Clubs, walking the streets, sweating, worrying, wondering if I would be successful. My legs were hurting, my back hurt, my shoulder hurt, my money was dwindling but then, at last, just in time to save me from a heart attack (doesn’t this sound dramatic!) I found my inspiration at the Stampede. That damn Jimbo always seems to have some great looking women employed and he always knows who to lead me to. This time, I spied the lady first and she met ALL my qualifications. She is single, 19 years old, no boyfriend and no kids. Great personality, attractive, good figure, good communicator and could be a star in any wet dream of your choice. Her name is Liza, from Samar and is a high school graduate. She has five sisters and one brother and she has a dream. She would like to to be able to go to college and study management or if that is unattainable, at least attend a care giver course. The ideal man of her choice would be one between 30 and 40 years of age but I am sure that could be negotiable. Like most of the girls I interview her hobbies are dancing and singing but no doubt with her ambitions a few more hobbies could be added. You know, every time I ask about a hobby no one ever says “cooking” but a few do mention reading. No doubt some lucky guy will be able to interest Liza in a few hobbies she has not even thought of yet, like, eh, photography?
Dear readers, no doubt you have noticed that my tastes lean towards slim women with pretty faces. Now, I have noticed that nearly every club has some dancers on the heavy side so maybe once in a while I will try to feature some with a bit of excess meat on them. What do you think?
YES, YES, YES, WOOF, WOOF, LEAD THIS OLD HORSE FROM MY STABLE TO THE STAMPEDE where these two fillies are located six or seven days a week. Actually, they are sisters working in Cherry’s Bar but every day there is a stampede to locate these two ladies and get them moved on out to a more comfortable location. They are sisters from Samar, Nine (left), 21 and Teresa, 19 with Teresa not being deflowered yet. Jimbo introduced me to them when I went in to see him and indicated that I need to find a good looking gal for this month’s column. I told him I wanted to be inspired and he told me he had just the right gals for me. He was right on, as these ladies not only looked good, great figures, but winning personalities as well. In their family they have four brothers and sisters and have worked at Cherry’s for only a few months. As usual after taking this picture I have not had the time to make it back to say hello to them and to monitor how popular they might be. I will take Jimbo’s word for it when he says that they are kept quite busy.
I asked them what age bracket would they accept if a serious contender appeared on the scene and they indicted a 45 to 50 year old would be acceptable. But of course, they told me they would make an exception for an old 69 year old horse. Now guys, seriously, what American or Australian 21 year old women would would even consider going out with anyone over 50 years old without calling the police first? Ah, Nine and Teresa, let your imaginations go wild. It would be like consuming a double ice cream cone on a very hot day or even sitting between them and enjoying their attention and smiles would be a treat as well. These two sisters would be worth whatever ladies drinks you bought them. Remember though, get to Cherry’s early or get in line.
Now, this is a bit of a different approach to my search for my special lady of the month. It just so happens that on the same night I visited the Wet Spot (used to be wet seals) and also, afterwards, stopped in at Roy’s Pub for a late cup of coffee. When in the Wet Spot I decided to find a lady that might appeal to me and others and I opted for 20 year old Louella (middle picture forefront). Disregard the one in the left rear and the one with the lollipop in her mouth. Louella was petite but had a great personality and you might not notice, has a bit of an interesting bosom and was fun to talk to. I was shocked to find out that she is a nursing graduate but did not take her exams. Not to worry, she can be my caregiver anytime. She has only worked as a dancer for one month and her Email address is: email@example.com. The first picture is the Wet Spot Mamasan who I felt was a damn good looking 42 year old lady. Usually the Mamasan’s in the Clubs have seen better days, being a bit fat, older, and not too good looking, but Gie is the exception to the rule. She has never been married but has three children and hails from Manila. For guys in my age bracket (69 or more) this lady would be perfect. OK, so three kids are part of the deal but what the hell, Gie might be worth it. Now for the last picture. I have been in Roy’s many times but never when I was the only customer and had the opportunity to take a picture of three lovely employees with no hassles. From left to right we have Ruby, Riza and Joy. Ruby and Joy are single and I really liked Joy who sports that dazzling smile. There is something about that lady that makes you want to know her and if you look close, you will see she has one hell of a figure as well. So, there are really three choices for this month and I will let you try to guess which one I liked the most. The first one to come to my stable and guess correctly which one was my favorite will get a drink and a small pepperoni pizza on the house. I won’t cheat, if you get it right I will honestly let you know.
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It has been a long time since I stopped in for a drink at Garfields, located on Perimeter Road but a couple of months ago I received an Email from Mark, the manager, telling me that I could find my “I would If I Could” lady there. In fact, he felt that I could find more than one and suggested I make a visit right away. Well, as usual, I became busy and forgetful and just plain forgot his suggestion. One afternoon last month I decided on the spur of the moment to stop in at Garfields for a cup of coffee and just happened to have my camera with me but still did not remember that Email. While sipping my coffee and chatting with my mate Andy I noticed the waitress serving me and Andy. How could I miss her as she leaned over with a pair of 36B balloons rubbing my arm and when I moved my eyes away from the obvious I noticed that her figure wasn’t bad and when I finally got to the face, well, that wasn’t bad either. Lorna Dizon, 22 years old, from Angeles City has a one year old girl to raise, has 3 brothers and one sister. Now, the good news is that she told me that “age does not matter” when it comes to finding a good man, and of course I believed her. I sort of think she might not worry about the age too much but possibly, the income of a potential beau might come under consideration. For those of you interested in Lorna, her Email address is firstname.lastname@example.org or maybe that was a dash instead of a dot. Hell, I forget! Anyway, she works at Garfields and you know what, I saw at least 5 months worth of I would if I could ladies besides Lorna. Guess I will be stopping in for another coffee real soon. How bout joining me.
Her name is Gina and she works at the Blue Boar Inn (Hotel La Casa). Hailing from Mindoro she is an energetic 22 years old and has a wonderful personality. She does not have any children or, for now, no boyfriend either. She did have a bit of a sad experience recently in that she was pregnant but the child died after birth. Gina was quite ill for a while but has fully recovered and is one of the most popular waitresses at the Blue Boar Inn. She comes from one hell of a large family, 4 sisters and 5 brothers of which she is the youngest. Maybe they saved the best for last. If you want a cute little kitten to cuddle up with then Gina is the lady for you. If you would like to communicate with Gina, her Email address is: email@example.com.
This lady comes very highly recommended by a lad named “Gunner” Wagner. Gunner told me that she was “BBA Qualified” so I guess that means she is someone you certainly would like to meet and have for an escort for a couple of days. Lets see, what is the name of the place she works? Before I forget, she is 19 years old, has been on the job for only five months, and guess what? It was her first job but believe me, I don’t know if she was shy five months ago but she sure ain’t now. She is very available and is willing a man of her choice from age 34 and up, and when I asked her if she would go for a guy my age (68), her answer was “sure, why not!”. It took an hour before the smile left my face. She hails from Tarlac so that means you don’t have to travel 24 hours to some off the wall far a way province to visit her family. She graduated high school and has 4 brothers and one sister. Now, if I could only remember where she works. The good news is that she has an Email address: firstname.lastname@example.org. I really enjoyed taking her picture because she enjoyed posing not like some of the good looking ladies I run into that do not want their picture on the internet. So often I am told that they don’t want that special guy, or guys that are sending money to know that they are still working in a bar. OK already, I guess I should tell you where she works – how bout the “Top Hat” on Perimeter Road. It used to be known as “Limited Edition” and you can read a few more words about it right after you finish looking at Reggie – oops, didn’t I mention her name before? Anyway, it is Reggie and I do not know why there is a different name for her Email address, maybe she is using a friends address.
Absolutely, without a doubt, you better believe, in this case, I definitely would. But, being true to Priscilla the Horse all I can do is point you in the right direction with no hands on experience at all. As temptation rears its ugly face in front of me those of you lucky enough to get to Mo’s Kokonutz Sports Bar can take the time to look up Liezel, 21 years old who sports a 38B bra size, and does not have a boyfriend. I guess I should start asking how many “friends” a week visit her but who cares. If she was to get serious over someone she prefers those in the 40 to 42 age zone and he must have a good job as well as having an understanding and caring personality. In other words, someone with lots of bucks who will cater to her every needs. She likes playing billiards, singing and dancing. She hails from Leyte and is a High School graduate and believe me, this lady is not shy. She told me that John Bee from Go2Phil has taken many photographs of her and his photos are usually more revealing than mine so this is a reason to join that membership site. Oh, her Email address is email@example.com and I suspect that this address will be getting a bit busy or should I say “busier”!
OK, I know that some of you out there might not be interested in an older woman or have the patience to court a good woman following Filipino customs so I will now introduce you to 18 year old Jhing who hails from Boracay. She has worked at Honey Ko’s for two months, has no children and for now, no boyfriend. This lady has a bubbly personality and a great smile. On the dance floor she is active and still has that “new at the job” energy and enthusiasm that will no doubt fade after a year on the job, but for now, she lights up the stage. I have to thank Des for helping me out as I was not able to search for my special girl of the month until the afternoon of 29 Sep so I ran into Honey Ko’s which is close to my stable and asked Des to help me. It always helps to have the cooperation of management but when we spotted Jhing on the stage, she was more than happy to pose. I was ready to snap her picture when I realized that I had left the memory card at home. I was going to call to have someone bring it to me but then I realized I had forgotten my cell phone as well. See, one night in jail and the mind starts to slip right away. Anyway, Jhing has two sisters and five brothers, is a high school graduate and likes to dance (of course). To marry, her preference is a man no older than 35-40 and would like to have two kids. Old Horses like me, well, she could deal with those very temporary liaisons. Stop by and check out Jhing at Honeyko’s before she takes up residence elsewhere.
For sure the lady I am choosing in the first picture on the left is the lady on the right and to emphasize that point the second picture has her solo. I spied this lady at the Businessmen’s Club function held at the Fiesta Gardens and right away I knew I had to take her picture. I did not have time to interview her other than to know that she works at Honey Ko’s and
according to Damien, if I wanted an interview I would have to get to her just as she gets to work. Regretfully, I never found the time to follow up on my quest to meet her so I could provide more details. But to me, just her picture displayed here is worth more than any words I could come up with. Oh yes, her name is Jean and I don’t think you need anything else to be very interested in this young lady with the beautiful smile and a sparkling personality.
Her name is Racquel, 19 years old from Samar and she, at the time I took this picture was still a bit innocent. No boyfriend and, of course, no kids. She had been working at the Stinger only one month when I met her. I got tired of looking at her, not because she was not good looking, or had a great tight body, but because she was in constant motion, like the battery bunnie. She danced on stage, off stage and even moved when sitting. I kept visualizing this perpetual motion in a more intimate setting and decided that at my age, I better sit down, drink my prune juice and just stick to writing about it. She said she does not want to go with men older than 51, but then thought for a moment, smiled, and said that “exceptions could be made”. Her Email address is: sweety1990_2005 at yahoo.com .
Once in a while I find a jewel in the rough. A charming, very attractive lady that is single, has never worked in a bar, is educated, personable and would require a suitor to follow the old fashioned tradition of courtship. For the life of me I cannot figure out how Shirley Anano , a local woman from Angeles City has escaped marriage for 30 years. She tells me that she does not have a boyfriend, and believe it or not, has never been kissed other than on her cheek. Now, the fact that she is a devout Baptist might have something to do with it and only wants to date someone who is a Christian between the age of 30-35, and of course, must be single. Shirley is a graduate of a two year course in Computer Science and enjoys reading inspirational books. She has an older sister and three younger brothers. I met this lovely lady when I stopped to check out the new business that was getting ready to open in the store complex near the Galleon Building, next to the lane that leads to the Hotel La Casa/Blue Boar Inn. It will be an Internet Cafe, yes, another one, with the proposed name of “Voyagers” and should be operational by the middle of July. They will be serving coffee, shakes and other drinks to their customers. If any of the readers feel that they can meet the standards set by Shirley you can communicate with her by clicking on her name above. It won’t be easy to win over this young lady, but I have this feeling that it would be well worth the effort and that Shirley would make some lucky guy one hell of a great wife. I also suspect that it would take someone that enjoys reading the bible and doing the church thing. (The shy kid in the picture is a visiting relative)
There are times I get a little frustrated when trying to feature a good looking girl in this column because many do not want their picture taken with some being extremely negative about it. One evening I went out to get a good picture to feature this month and decided to try “My Bar” which turned out to be a disaster. Only two customers on board and the dancers that were present would have been OK if I was desperate for a picture. There were two new ones that were kind of cute but they were dancing without ID’s and I was told they did not have their licenses yet. This is a no-no so I left well enough alone. My next stop was at “D Club” as I had not been in there for quite some time. It was a Wednesday night, after 9 PM and the place had only two other customers besides me (It appears that Wednesday must be a slow night). It was definitely rather quiet, made me think of the Blue Boar Inn. But the ladies were on stage dancing their hearts out and trying to make their three customers enjoy themselves. I surveyed the line-up and nearly gave up on finding one good looking enough to take a picture of but at the last moment spotted one that fit the bill. I told the Mamasan (who definitely has seen better days) what I wanted and I asked the dancer if I could take her picture as publicity for the bar. She refused to do so and really got an attitude about it though she claimed she did not have a boyfriend or any children. Oh well, that is part of the difficulty in bringing these pictures to you. So, what to do, I did not want to give up so I entered the Camelot Club and boy, what a difference. It was loaded with customers, the girls were better looking, the atmosphere was lively and thank goodness for a good manager in Tony who greeted me and helped me find my girl of the month. Now I was glad that “My Bar” and “D Club” were so boring or I never would have made it to Camelot. What a great difference. So, meet Emelyn, 20 years old, hailing from Mindanao. She does not have a boyfriend or any children but, sorry guys, she does not want a boyfriend older than 30. She used to work in the Champagne Club but her presence at Camelot is a great asset to them. This lady has personality plus and a very charming smile as well. She really brightened up my night and after looking at her picture while inserting it here I must say that I think I made a great choice, with the help of Tony, of course.
While I was at the Jolly Frog I decided to look for my special May girl. Normally I try to find a lady that has no children but after asking around 10 ladies I found that they all had from one to three kids. I nearly said the hell with it and started to return to my table to finish my drink when I spotted Joy. There was something about her that was kind of appealing and it was not her smile (which was nice) and when she told me she had one 7 month old baby I decided, what the hell, she would do. She is from Zambales, 21 years old and this was her first job in a bar. She has two brothers and completed one year of High School. During the course of the afternoon I saw her with a customer in the adjoining room and he told me that Joy really could be a very big Joy to sit with and despite her youth, was not shy at all. He did tell me that it was difficult to talk to her because her english was poor but then he did not try to converse with her all that much anyway. He told me that I made the right choice in featuring her this month regardless of her having one rugrat and a bit of a language barrier. She more than made up for those few shortcomings so I definitely feel that if you decide to visit Joy, you will not be wasting your time.
I caught Papasan Mark sitting in front of the Rhapsody Club one night and while chatting with him he mentioned that he had one very pretty lady inside that would more than qualify for my monthly dream girl. Regretfully, I did not have my camera with me but I wanted to see if this lady lived up to the compliments heaped upon her by Mark. After meeting this charming lady named Jennalyn, 19 years old, hailing from Leyte I had to tell Mark that I definitely agreed with his observations. Needless to say, I was determined to return with my camera in hand and get her picture. She had only been working for one week and was a bit shy and is quite innocent. She did not finish High School, has three brothers and three sisters, enjoys reading and thinks the ideal man for her will range in age between 30 and 40 years old, of course, she might even go for a 50 year old if he has something to offer. I did ask if she could stretch the limit to one who is 68 – I believe she is still laughing. (It took me a few days but I did return with my camera – she was still laughing and she is now the door girl for the Rhapsody (Guess they decided she looked better than Mark)
Even with a stiff neck, broken finger and sore back I managed to pick this little filly from the Cherrys Club line-up of dancers. Her name is Marivic Vargas, 18 years old, hailing from Masbate, Bicol. She told me that this was her first night to work and that she had three brothers and three sisters. I did not get any more information because the music was so loud that I could not hear her and Priscilla was outside waiting for me. The reason I popped in to Cherrys was that John was featuring, for the first time a live band playing some solid rock and roll music and I will address that separately. My intention was to seek out my special pick of the month at the Blue Nile but manager, James ended up in the hospital from sort of illness and was unavailable to host me. I could have done it on my own with the help of wee George but since James did such a good job selecting the beauties for me in Jan I figured that I could wait for his recovery. The reason I like to wait is that it is so much easier to interact with the ladies if a manager is enthusiastic as well as he can get the cooperation of the Mamasans and the girls. Some times the Mamasan’s are a pain in the ass, they are so negative and could care less about getting some free publicity for the establishment. Many are old worn out ex entertainers who overdress, wear too much make-up and hardly smile at all. Their time has passed but many do not realize it, but not all, it is like a breath of fresh air when I am able to work with those that are cooperative, smile and are friendly and even listen to what the ex-pat managers ask them to do. Such was the case in Cherry’s Club as the Mamasan was a great help as well as owner John. So many of the dancers have attitude problems and do not want their picture taken but once the picture is taken they all want to see it. There are good reasons for this reluctance on their part because many are afraid of the internet in that someone will alter their picture or that a boyfriend that is sending them money thinking they are home just waiting for him to return to town will see her picture. So, I will wait for James to get back to work and continue to be appreciative of those owners, managers, and Mamasans that help this old Horse get those pictures that you, the reader, enjoy looking at.
OK guys, feast your eyes on Annie Diaz, a very charming, educated lady of 34 years that men should be fighting over. Quite often, I like to feature a lady that does not work in any Club and who many visitors would never get a chance to meet. Presently Annie is the secretary of the Angeles Clarkfield Tourism Association, Inc. (ACTA) and sharing a space at the the Tourist Police office on Fields Ave. She is a college graduate with a BS in English, has two sisters, one brother and lives in Dau. Annie is hard working, enjoys dancing, going to the movies and concerts, likes cooking and loves to relax with a good book. I do believe 34 is the ideal age for some of the older lads visiting here who would love to settle down with a good woman. This is a lady that would be an asset if taken to the States, Australia or some other country rather than an anchor around one’s neck. I told Annie that I hope she does not meet that special guy so she will stay on as secretary of the ACTA for many years. If you would like to Email Annie write to firstname.lastname@example.org and if anyone marries her I get a free meal at the reception.
No matter what happens with the fine dining adventure at the VFW, I sure do hope that Mike keeps the beautiful, personable, classy hostess Jarlyn that he hired just for the Essary Room on the staff. This lady has to be special and would be a great catch for any single man looking for that “special lady”. She is from Leyte but raised in Manila and finished 3 years of college working towards a teaching degree before running out of money. She was happy to land this job at the VFW so that she could save enough money to finish her college. Jarlyn has experienced sadness early in her 21 years in that her mother died of a heart attack when she was 5 years old and her father was a victim of a hit and run accident when she was 13. This lady is tall, personable, attractive, intelligent and absolutely perfect for the Essary Room. Good choice Mike!
It had been a while since I checked out the Blue Nile Club but I decided it was time for this old Horse to drop by and buy manager, Wee George, a drink. I try not to make a habit of doing such a thing but I had spent a month saving up my change and was feeling generous. While talking to George and the “Pieman” I happened to see, a few feet away this lovely 5’8″ waitress named Daisy. This picture probably does not do her justice but I do believe you will get a fairly good idea of why she caught my attention. Naturally she is single and I was surprised to learn that she was raised in Angeles City. She is 26 years old and I think that is a very good age, not too young and definitely, not too old. It was a crowded, busy night and I did not get to interview her as long as I would have liked so I did not get to ask all the details that I normally pass on to the readers. What the hell, I think that you would agree that she looks good enough that anyone interested can do their own research.
Have you been looking for a decent lady that you would be proud to court and marry – well, look no further, here she is. When I took this picture of Decy, she had worked at the Swagman as a waitress for only two months and already she had four offers of courtship from two Aussies, one Korean and one Japanese so that gives you an idea of her charm. She is from Angeles City and lives with her grand parents while her Mom works in Manila and gets home only one day a week. I got so carried away talking to this young lady that I forgot to ask her age but she is level headed and told me that she is not ready to have a boyfriend, she has other plans for her life first. But, as you know, the heart can play tricks on the mind, so who knows, one determined lad might change her mind. It would take a lot of work and if she agreed to see you, no doubt, you would have to go through the proper courtship procedures but somehow, I think it would be worth the effort. Do me a favor though, whoever succeeds in winning the heart of this lady, let this old Horse know, I want to be at the wedding.
I found this charming lady at the Rhapsody when I stopped in to visit Mamasan Cel. Her name is Amie and she is 21 years old. She does not have any children or a boyfriend. Hailing from Bicol she has been working at Rhapsody for one year and I expressed my surprise that she did not have a boyfriend yet; she told me she was waiting for the Horse. I knew she was fabricating!
It is a pleasure to introduce a decent hard working lady that works as a waitress in the Viper Club. Her name is Lalyn, 29 years old and has one young boy of 10 years to take care of. She lives in Manila and as a child she was raised in the squatter community that calls the big Manila cemetery their home. She has started out selling flowers in Manila, then worked as a caddy on a golf course and finally ended up in Angeles City. Through her efforts her Mother and rest of the family were able to get a small house in Manila to live in and she continues to go home every other weekend to see her Mom and her son. During the week, in addition to working at the Viper she is attending beautician school at her own expense. She has a wonderful personality and would be a great lady for any guy to latch on to for a permanent relationship. LaLyn’s Email address is email@example.com. (Use the underscore dalyn_rosel)
While visiting with the Winchester Club Manager Paul, hailing from Manchester, England I decided to take the time to find my “I would if I Could” lady and decided on 26 year old Summer, hailing from Bicol. She is very available, is the only girl of the family but grew up with four brothers. She likes singing (wow, surprise), cooking and dancing. Her email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. Now, after I took a picture of Summer I saw Rubilyn pass and decided to throw in another picture to sweeten the pot. rubilyn is 20 years old and I did not seek out any other information, I just wanted her picture.
A couple of lads dropped by to visit me and told me that I should feature Nelsa as my special girl of the month in July. I was told to get to Limited Edition to meet her but had to get there early as she is a very popular lady and gets to leave the Club early every evening. So, I made a point of meeting Elsa and found that she is 5’8″ tall, a very nice figure (34-27-34) and pleasant to talk to. In order to get her picture I had to pry her away from a customer for a few minutes. She is 21 years old and is a high school graduate. She told me that she is very available but her maximum age bracket for anyone interested is in the fifties. See what I mean about coming to the Philippines, how many 21 year old women in the States like dating men in their fifties? Oh, the good news is that her sister will be joining her at Limited Edition in a month or so and she is 5’7″ – OK stop there – I already know what you are thinking. Nelsa’s Email address is: email@example.com. A message for Mark Allan, don’t worry mate, Nelsa might still be around if you ever get back to Angeles City, but you better hurry!
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It is time now for the hardest part of my job, talking about my latest “I would if I could” lady. Some times I just have to drag myself, reluctantly, from Priscilla the horse to search out these ladies. My featured lady this month is from Illusions and was recommended to me by owner Wolfe. I must admit that taking Rubylyn’s picture took a lot of effort on my part but I accomplished this task despite my tiredness and desire to go home and watch TV. This lady is 20 years old and surprise, surprise, she is from Samar. She does not have any children but has four brothers and two sisters. No men older than 56 need try to court this lady with her beautiful smile. She was not keen on being a dancer so was scheduled to take up waitress duties. I do believe it would be worth a visit to Illusions just to say hello to Rubylyn.
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Her name is Annie, 5’5″ in height and carries a very interesting 34C chest. She hails from Leyte, no children, no boyfriend and has reached the very nice age of 27. She has worked at Illusions for one month and likes men in the 30 to 40 year old range but stated she would make an exception for me if I was not already married to my very lovely, wonderful Priscilla (yes, Priscilla reads this column).
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While attending a Hotel and Restaurant Association (HARP) at the Swagman last month this very cute, 4’11″ bundle of energy named Joy served my table and she was a bit of a character. She had a personality that kind of grew on you and despite her small size displayed a “take charge” attitude. When she asked me if I wanted dessert I said “no” but she gave it to me anyway; when she offered butter, I said “no” but got it anyway and all this was done in a way that I felt that she knew better than me what I should be eating. Bottom line, cute gal, lots of fun and despite being a border line small person, I think she would make a great person to know. She is 22 years old, hails from La Union, single, of course and no children. She had been working at the Swagman only three months, has three sisters and one brother. Her Email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
My objective in going to Angels Bar was to say to the new owner, John Lewis, who divides his time between Angeles City and his business in Korea. While talking to him, Vegas Gary and a few others my eye caught this fantastic looking dancer at the far end of the bar. This was not easy as my eyes are lousy but but she stood out in the crowd. I asked John if we could get her off the stage and come over for a photo and a short interview as I wanted to feature her this month. The Mamasan called her over and she looked just as good up close and she did have a very nice smile and a fantastic personality. Her name is Cony, 25 years old, from Manila and stands 5’3″. Believe it or not, she is a cherry girl despite having worked at Angels for one year, left, went home for quite a few months and at the time of this picture had been back to work only three weeks. Cony has completed one year of college and would like to return to school to finish her degree. I took three different photos that night and no matter how hard I tried I could not get her to open her eyes when the flash went off. Not to worry, you can tell that this lady has a bit of class and I wonder how long she will continue to be found at Angels before some lucky guy gets her for his own. By the way, Angels remains a great club to visit and they have plenty of great looking ladies, but after meeting Cony, no one else looked quite as good to me. I left, and headed for home, confident that I had succeeded in finding the perfect lady for this month’s feature. Hope you agree!
I was running short of time when I visited my great pool team playing at the Stampede Club and I told a couple of the players that I needed a girl for October (to write about) and they all recommended Nanette, one of the dancers. I wanted some women to show this month, especially after showing you all that flesh from the Pot Bellied Pigs so feast your eyes on Nanette and a couple of her fellow dancers. Nanette (Net) is 19 years old, from Tacloban, single and hungry for a boyfriend but she is not a cherry, but still a little shy as she has only been working 9 days. Oh yes, some Filipino must have been slow as she does not have any kids, he must have been a hit and run cherry picker. So, dear tourists, get here fast before some old 70 year old guy with money comes to town and grabs her off the stage.
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This month I break tradition as I must feature two ladies that I considered very high on my “I would if I could” list. The lady in the pool is 19 year old Ira, who works at Insomnia Bar. She was in the company of the Road Dawgs having fun in the pool at the Orchid Inn. When I spotted her in the water I knew that she had to be my special lady in August. Since she was in the company of a rather tall, strong looking American I approached the subject of taking her picture very carefully. Gratefully, he and the rest of the Road Dawgs were avid readers of this column and I was able to take Ira’s picture without fear of any physical abuse.
Now, I was able to get Ira’s picture very early in July and was happy to find someone so attractive that early but then I walked into Stampede a couple of weeks ago and saw this 5’8” body of loveliness attending the pool table in the back. This 19 year old cherry girl (yes, she is still a virgin) stood out like the Empire State Building, tall, statuesque, solid legs, not shy, fine personality, just plain appealing.
OK, I had to add a second lady to my list for this month. Her name is Chenny Ann, from Capiz, Iloilo and currently has no boyfriend. Guys, you have to check this one out, Ozzie indicated that she does go out but maintains her virginity but that does not mean that one would not have a satisfying evening with her. There you have it, Insomnia and Stampede have the goods, you just have to get there to enjoy what is offered. I would recommend you be quick if you want to see Chenny Ann as I do not think she will have to work too long before she finds a steady boyfriend.
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Her name is Jaycel, 22 years old, works as a waitress at the Swagman and hails from Angeles City, a local gal. She has a 10 month old baby girl but I would not hold that against her. She is a very personable young lady and prefers men in the 32 to 40 year old age group.
This is one of those ladies, Ann is her name, that you run into while on a bar run and at the moment performs in such a way that just turns you on with her personality and by exposing a few features that just grabs your attention. You just have to have a picture and then a few days later, when in a more sober mood you wonder what it was that made her so appealing. Fortunately I have a couple of more pictures of Ann that revealed the assets that caught my interest and made me happy that I happened to drop into Treasure Island one night. You know, that is a fun small bar to visit as you never know what will happen from one moment to the next. Anyway, stop in and say hello to Ann but in the meantime, if you want a couple of more poses of her, just let me know via Email.
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Kokomo’s can be a very interesting place to hang out to eat, play pool, drink and just watch charming ladies come and go. Recently I happened to be there when a couple of mates of mine happen to be in the company of two lovely ladies while enjoying the amenities offered at Kokomo’s. Naturally I had to walk over to say hello and since I had my camera, decided to ask for a picture. I was honest, I admitted that both of them qualified to be my “I would if I could ladies” for the month of Feb. Sheila and Margie agreed and then jokingly, I suggested that Sheila display the wonderful assets that were poking through her sweater and to my surprise, she agreed. The resulting picture was so interesting that I figured the readers of this column could enjoy the view as well. OK, Sheila is the one with the bosom, 20 years old, works at Private Dancer (previously Illusions) and Margie, 19, works at Champagne bar and I can’t think of two reasons better than this to visit those places.
Many of you may not get to the Swagman because it is located quite a distance from Fields Avenue but it might be worth your effort to jump on the Swagman free transportation vehicle that traverses Fields Ave and be prepared to enjoy the restaurant, pool, racing, and the air-conditioned comfort/pleasures of Shaggers bar. Just in case you might not think it is worth the effort check out my “I would if I could” young lady, Cheryl who is quite a charmer. She is from IlioIlio, 25 years old and does have two kids, a boy and a girl (6 & 4 yrs old). She came to the Swagman after suffering physical abuse from her Filipino mate and after taking a few days to recover started work at Shaggers in November, last year. You can catch Cheryl any day from 1500-2300 hrs and buying her a ladies drink would only cost you P85. Now, isn’t that worth a trip to the Swagman?
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Forgive me, this will be the second time I have featured a lady that works in a bar but has still, for now, managed to retain her innocence. She was just too attractive to pass up. Employed at the Thi-Hi Maricel Diaz is 19 years old, high school graduate, no boyfriend but, for sure, has many admirers. She likes to sing and men in the 45 year age bracket appeal to her. When off duty she lives with her parents in Malabanes.
She is cheerful, personable, speaks great English and can hold her own with the most flagrant Expat, no matter how drunk. Her name is Marz Bondoc, 21 years old, from Conception, Tarlac now living in Dau. She works at the Hang-Out on Perimeter Road, no kids, no boyfriend (I think) and is available. Her cell phone number is 09194194422 but be advised that sometimes the phone is without a load.
Her name is Evelyn, works at Blueberry Hill recording drink tickets. She is 23, no children, is damn good looking with a very nice figure but after trying many times I could not get her to smile for a picture. After every picture I took she laughed and had a dazzling smile but you can see what I ended up with. I suspect she could be a charmer when the right guy comes along.
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Besides the music, another good reason to stop in at the Stampede, on any night, is to meet and talk to the beautiful Fe. She is 21 years old, single, a bit shy, not too much, just enough to be interesting and possesses a great personality. Stop in and say hello to this lady and if love blossoms, remember, the Horse gets invited to the wedding!
I know what to expect when I walked in but after only a few minutes I discovered my “I Would If I Could” lady. I guess it was her tallness and nice smile that caught my eye as I was talking to talented manager John and I told him that I needed to get a picture. Her name is Marylou and what a charmer she is. She is 25 and has two young children, a 2 yr old boy and a 4 yr old girl and originates from Bicol. Being 25 she displayed a maturity that most men would like and was able to participate in a two-way conversation with ease. I thought her age was a pleasant change from the 18-19 year old dancers I usually run into but then I am getting a bit long in the tooth myself. Won’t be too long before the 40 year old dancers look good to me as well. If you want to communicate with MaryLou, drop into the Byrd Cage or send an e-mail to: email@example.com.
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young lady caught my eye while I was imbibing at the Cotton Tail Club and while sober, realized that this is a lady that readers of this column would enjoy meeting. Her name is Evelyn, 24 years old, from Samar. She does have one child, a boy, 4 years old but don’t let that stop you. She likes cooking and all kinds of music and what I liked about her is that she is not fussy about age in a man, she would even consider an old 64 year old horse, but of course Priscilla keeps me from straying out of the pasture. What she looks for in a man is someone that is understanding and would not hold her job against her. You can E-mail this pretty lass at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Josie, 21 years old, working at the G-Spot caught my eye and made my April wishful thinking list. You better believe that this lady is available and just waiting to help some lucky guy have a very enjoyable evening. Pop into the G-Spot and say hello to Josie.
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